alix

@alixmcalpine

Director of International Creative . Half of sinister - . 158 lbs.

Brooklyn, NY
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Joined June 2010
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  1. 2 hours ago

    I've watched this for ten consecutive minutes, the sequel

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    2 likes
  2. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    when ur sad and no one stops u from tweeting

    4:13 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    3,107 retweets 3,547 likes
  3. 2 hours ago

    *making out with a dude my couch* *we lock eyes* .... me: "it's lit fam"

    1 retweet 9 likes
  4. 7 hours ago

    Me when he takes his pants off (either face applies)

    3:36 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    12 likes
  5. 7 hours ago

    If I meet you and you look zero percent like your avatar, know that you will be immediately cut for being excessively sus.

    6 likes
  6. Retweeted
    8 hours ago Manhattan, NY

    saw a cop using a vape pen

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    1 retweet 9 likes
  7. 8 hours ago

    I loved that couch more than most men I've dated ugh what have I done

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    4 likes
  8. 8 hours ago

    One thing they never tell you about septum piercings is that they make boogers a much bigger part of your life

    2 retweets 12 likes
  9. 9 hours ago

    I JUST SOLD MY FAVORITE PIECE OF FURNITURE AND I MIGHT NEED A HUG

    2:06 PM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    10 likes
  10. 9 hours ago

    About to sell one of my most cherished possessions to a stranger from craigslist. Pls give Paul Wackers my plants if I am murdered.

    3 likes
  11. 9 hours ago

    Let the men of New York know I smell like meat right now and I'm free for sniffing between 5 and 8

    9 likes
  12. 13 hours ago

    I need an "it gets better" campaign but for my horniness

    12 retweets 31 likes
  13. 15 hours ago

    When your friend wants to get brunch but she still hasn't texted you back and it's 11:15 and you're hungry and and a

    8:15 AM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    3 retweets 27 likes
  14. 16 hours ago

    Subtweeted you last night 😘😘😘

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    2 likes
  15. 16 hours ago

    Here we are

    6:52 AM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
    18 likes
  16. 16 hours ago

    I want affection but only a little and only exactly when I want it and then please leave the whole bed to me it's my bed get out

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    11 likes
  17. 16 hours ago

    Got up and got my cat from the living room to snuggle me and now I'm mad because she's being too snuggly. This is 100% my attitude w men btw

    17 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Apr 8

    Men deride women who gossip not because it is a petty habit but because it's one of the best tools that we have to narc on them.

    309 retweets 871 likes
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      @Jennybagel

      Poet & writer for & for this life of mine. Collection of short stories forthcoming from Random House in 2017.

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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 9

    Love is that thing when you know you're crazy and you find someone else who you know is crazy but they make you feel way less crazy.

    4 retweets 32 likes

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