Andy Lindeman

@alindeman

computers and I get along OK // software dev // alum // previously: , // my opinions only here

Atlanta, GA, USA
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Joined February 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    Aug 25

    May we all someday enjoy the same level of top-quality healthcare that extended John McCain's life and allowed his family to focus on being together instead of panicking about bills in his final days.

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  2. Aug 25

    Wild! I have my entire usual development setup, provisioned via ansible and linuxbrew, running 'natively' on ChromeOS without any hacks or developer mode. Graphical apps like VSCode also work. Crostini is cool.

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    Aug 22

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  4. Aug 24

    It's singleton classes all the way down. (1..1000).inject() { |k, i| k.singleton_class }

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  5. Aug 24

    This is literally the opposite of a nonce: Bad crypto examples make me sad.

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    Aug 22

    Scoop: The majority black Georgia county that's proposing closing nearly all of its polling places can't produce a single document, record or analysis of why it needs to close them.

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  7. Aug 23

    One of my coworkers ordered a new and what arrived was a used desk with cut wires. The back and forth with support is wild.

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    Aug 22

    Same people screaming “they broke the law!” about terrified Central American moms who committed a *misdemeanor* suddenly not so into “zero tolerance” where law-breaking is concerned.

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    Aug 22

    Thank you, ’ Mike Mullen, for this headline today.

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    Aug 21

    it’s weird how the republican party (not racist) is constantly accidentally hanging out with white supremacists and nazis keep winning republican primaries and all of the policies the GOP proposes are racist and they’re all very racist. it’s weird as hell. nobody can figure it ou

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  11. Aug 21

    This is a fun team that has a big impact. Does platform security right.

    I am hiring for a senior/principal level platform security engineer. Must be creative and coming up with innovative solutions to sec problems after breaking things 😜. Fantastic team here. Before you ask about location, 100% remote available! Please feel free to RT. DM’s are open
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  12. Aug 19

    I dislike seeing `--long-arg foo` and generally try to rewrite it as `--long-arg=foo`. If the command doesn't accept that form, I get annoyed.

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  13. Aug 17

    'dep ensure' might as well be 'sleep infinity'

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    Aug 15

    Hear me out, what if we all pitch in for a gigantic gofundme for everyone's medical bills

    The CEO of GoFundMe recently confirmed one third of GoFundMe campaigns are to pay medical bills. Feel free to look up exact statistics but essentially GoFundMe has become one of the biggest insurers in the country. What does that say about our healthcare system?
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  15. Retweeted
    Aug 16

    What idiot called it tinder and not playing with matches?

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  16. Aug 16

    "10,000 shares" is meaningless without this information. For a more in-depth guide, I really like

    If you are considering an equity-heavy offer from a venture funded company, you should definitely know: - Outstanding Shares - FMV ... and its best if you know: - Cap Table - Liquidation Prefs
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  17. Aug 16

    It me, except with my code.

    I once rejected my own short story from a magazine I was guest editing. The magazine had a blind submission policy, and I didn't recognize the story as my own and forgot I'd submitted it months before I was asked to guest edit the issue
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  18. Retweeted
    Aug 16

    Good morning! It has been seventy-three (73) days since the acquisition announcement, and we shareholders who are no longer employees still haven't heard anything from the company.

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    Aug 15
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    at least 2x a year. At least. Carpenters don't have a new kind of hammer released every 6 months. No one posts jobs for, "Senior Nail Gun Carpenters". No one asks in an interview, "what's the density of north eastern pine that was dried for 6 months".

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    Aug 13
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    LiveJournal's user-sharded database masters were each a pair of servers running DRBD with MySQL N replicas under each VIP. Good stuff.

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