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@alieward

1/2 of Cooking Channel duo Alie & Georgia, Slumber Party podcaster on Feral & Fullscreen, Science Channel & CBS Innovation Nation correspondent. Opinions mine.

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined August 2008
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  1. 3 hours ago

    October has packed its bags and is pulling out of the driveway and I'm screaming PLEASE NO I LOVE YOU

    14 retweets 64 likes
  2. Oct 29

    Nooo but also yessss:

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    I got 1,400 people to crack their knuckles at once during my keynote tonight. You're welcome.
    3 retweets 21 likes
  3. Oct 27

    Saturday morning: learn about hydroelectric power and/or marvel at how huge my hair is on

    , , and 2 others
    8 retweets 109 likes
  4. Oct 18

    Every time I'm in an airport I just pretend it's the struggle footage from an infomercial for private jets

    53 likes
  5. Oct 15

    To anyone asking about this dress, it's by ! They make adorable things and I'm a big drooly fan.

    If you're up, don't miss wherein I get a 3D replica made of myself and experience existential crisis!
    3 retweets 36 likes
  6. Oct 15

    If you're up, don't miss wherein I get a 3D replica made of myself and experience existential crisis!

    5 retweets 117 likes
  7. Oct 12

    Win or lose, Trump made our world uglier. I don't want any reality shows from him after this, no cutesy late night sketches. I want nothing.

    45,699 retweets 118,380 likes
  8. Oct 11

    When you treat yourself and click the full screen option then it buffers for like two hours

    4 retweets 57 likes
  9. Oct 10

    I've been hit by a car & mauled by an escalator, but nothing's been as painful as anxiety. Happy . It's ok to get help.

    26 retweets 133 likes
  10. Oct 9

    This is like an audition for the ballet and one person is just humping the floor a bunch

    36 retweets 106 likes
  11. Oct 9

    "We have a very divided nation" SAYS THE GUY LIVING IN THE GOLD PALACE

    67 retweets 157 likes
  12. Oct 9

    happier times

    19,094 retweets 52,756 likes
  13. Oct 9

    When Trump whines about a mic or a time limit

    37 retweets 96 likes
  14. Oct 9

    Tax-evading billionaire who sexually assaults for funsies is very worried about your values

    47 retweets 115 likes
  15. Oct 9

    This is like making Hillary debate a gas station dancing windsock

    19 retweets 63 likes
  16. Oct 9

    YES ANDY COOPER YES

    4 retweets 32 likes
  17. Oct 9

    Trump's debate prep: practicing his Vader breathing

    8 retweets 31 likes
  18. Oct 9

    Let's be realistic: Trump is too sketchy to even land a job driving an Uber

    8 retweets 53 likes
  19. Oct 9

    Ladies can't we just throw diva cups at him until he goes away?

    18 retweets 85 likes
  20. Oct 9

    7am, Idaho-bound. Let's party.

    1 retweet 14 likes

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