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@alieward

1/2 of Cooking Channel duo Alie & Georgia, Slumber Party podcaster on Feral & Fullscreen, Science Channel & CBS Innovation Nation correspondent. Opinions mine.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined August 2008

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  1. October has packed its bags and is pulling out of the driveway and I'm screaming PLEASE NO I LOVE YOU

  2. Saturday morning: learn about hydroelectric power and/or marvel at how huge my hair is on

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  3. Every time I'm in an airport I just pretend it's the struggle footage from an infomercial for private jets

  4. To anyone asking about this dress, it's by ! They make adorable things and I'm a big drooly fan.

  5. If you're up, don't miss wherein I get a 3D replica made of myself and experience existential crisis!

  6. Win or lose, Trump made our world uglier. I don't want any reality shows from him after this, no cutesy late night sketches. I want nothing.

  7. When you treat yourself and click the full screen option then it buffers for like two hours

  8. I've been hit by a car & mauled by an escalator, but nothing's been as painful as anxiety. Happy . It's ok to get help.

  9. This is like an audition for the ballet and one person is just humping the floor a bunch

  10. "We have a very divided nation" SAYS THE GUY LIVING IN THE GOLD PALACE

  11. When Trump whines about a mic or a time limit

  12. Tax-evading billionaire who sexually assaults for funsies is very worried about your values

  13. This is like making Hillary debate a gas station dancing windsock

  14. YES ANDY COOPER YES

  15. Trump's debate prep: practicing his Vader breathing

  16. Let's be realistic: Trump is too sketchy to even land a job driving an Uber

  17. Ladies can't we just throw diva cups at him until he goes away?

  18. 7am, Idaho-bound. Let's party.

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