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    1. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

      here's a foreign policy: if you wage wars of aggression or commit atrocities we will wipe out your government and take stewardship of your lands and people

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    2. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

      we set up a system for determining responsibility for whatever wrongs, punish those we deem culpable to the fullest extent merited

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    3. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

      we run the country as an avowed protectorate. the populace is reeducated in the official american values system. democracy, natural rights, whatever

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    4. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

      resources are poured into building or rebuilding it into a self-sufficient nation, autonomy is gradually restored as we feel confident our ideology has taken sufficient hold

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    5. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

      eventually we grow it into a capable society and staunch ally and depart. oh and we get to use it as a forward military base in perpetuity but hey it's a small price

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    6. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

      here's a foreign policy: all countries outside of our sphere of influence and without a scary or committed enough overlord are subject to unilateral, arbitrary plunder

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      Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

      got some nice shit? too bad, it's ours now. if there's no one to stop us we will show up, spend a few billion, but take it back tenfold

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        2. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

          that's what you get for not playing ball, maybe your neighbor who still has their nice things will be smart about it next time

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        3. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

          here's a foreign policy: if you piss us off we will decapitate your government and leave you to suffer through a generation of strife and turmoil

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        4. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

          the horrors will be unimaginable and we will accomplish it with a minimum of expense and the world will learn why never under any circumstances we should be crossed

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        5. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

          here's a foreign policy: warfare gives our youth something to do other than rebel, settling them on conquered land makes them proud stakeholders in society without pesky economic reform

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        6. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

          the death is very tragic and all, but on the other hand it leads to a more favorable gender balance for the men left over, which lends itself to stability and contentedness

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        7. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

          now, all of these approaches have a strong historical pedigree. morality or whatever aside, they serve some purpose or another when executed properly

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        8. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

          what is truly galling about modern american foreign policy is its purposelessness

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        9. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

          if there was a reasonable objective and sensible steps taken toward accomplishing it then you can debate if working toward such an end is right or wrong

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        10. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

          what we have now is a bunch of policy dipshits and politicians with no personal stake pushing forward the whole enterprise because of feelings, electability, whatever

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        11. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

          the whole thing ends up being an accounting trick where we go overseas and kill a million people as an excuse to shunt money to favored contractors

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        12. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

          maybe I just get too attached to history-as-narrative, it's not like any of the other great powers in their twilight were paragons of efficiency or sensibility

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        13. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy Apr 9

          it's just unbearable to watch

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