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    1. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017

      100% convinced a local grocery store chain is attempting to gaslight me

      5 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
    2. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy

      so for some reason it's impossible to buy cigarettes in austin. on the edge of downtown, no bodegas, closest gas station is a mile

      4 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
    3. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy

      but I find out there's this grocery that sells them, three in a straight shot, about 1/2, 3/4, and one mile respectively

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    4. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy

      so I go to the first one a couple months ago, they don't have camel unfiltered. go to the second one, and they do

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    5. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy

      ask for a carton "oh, sorry... we don't sell cartons" "that's ok. can I have ten packs?" "sure!" bags them up and hands them to me, cool

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    6. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy

      so I go there a few more times and it's fine. then two weeks ago I go and it's completely remodeled and I *think* moved one storefront over

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
    7. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy

      like I stopped in front of what I thought the door was and there was no door, but the store was right there next to it

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    8. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017
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      and they're out of camel unfiltered. ok. so I go to the third one

      2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
    9. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy

      ask for ten packs. the guy looks at me like I'm an idiot "uh, do you mean a carton?" "yes! please, a carton" sells me a carton

      2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
    10. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy

      so I go to the second one today. the woman insists that not only do they not sell camel unfiltered, they *never* have

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      Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017

      I dispute this, but she is quite resolute. so I go to the third one again. ask for a carton

      7:51 PM - 24 Aug 2017
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        2. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017
          Replying to @alicemazzy

          "sorry... we don't sell cartons" "oh, uh. ... ok. can I buy ten packs?" "sure!"

          1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
        3. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017
          Replying to @alicemazzy

          she goes up on a ladder and grabs a carton off the shelf and rings me up

          1 reply 1 retweet 5 likes
        4. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 24 Aug 2017
          Replying to @alicemazzy

          and gives me a ten percent discount for buying a carton

          5 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
        5. Non-Sequitur.co.uk Thuggish Brexit Gang‏ @nonsequiturcouk 24 Aug 2017
          Replying to @alicemazzy

          That's a whole lot of Mandela effect you're suffering through there.

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        6. Franklin Rapport‏ @horrdorr 24 Aug 2017
          Replying to @nonsequiturcouk @alicemazzy

          I usually keep a set of coins at my bedside and if the Moony ain't there or the Sealife is back I can orient myself right away before coffee

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