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    1. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 2 Jun 2017

      roommate has a package of what are advertised as "tomato lover's tomatoes" and this seems like a very flimsy endorsement

      5 replies 9 retweets 41 likes
      Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 2 Jun 2017

      if they are good enough for a lover of tomatoes then the mere fact that they are tomatoes is sufficient

      10:18 PM - 2 Jun 2017
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        2. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 2 Jun 2017
          Replying to @alicemazzy

          give me the tomato skeptic's tomatoes

          3 replies 12 retweets 64 likes
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        2. Fakey Fakeson‏ @admittedlyhuman 2 Jun 2017
          Replying to @alicemazzy

          what if they're tomato lovers precisely because the specific tomatoes they've been exposed to are especially good

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        3. We're A Culture Ship Not A Costume‏ @TristanSevers 2 Jun 2017
          Replying to @admittedlyhuman @alicemazzy

          "the tomato-lover's first tomato" would be a better slogan but probably too indirect.

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        4. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 2 Jun 2017
          Replying to @TristanSevers @admittedlyhuman

          "poppin' cherry tomatoes"

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        2. i n a c t i v e sokka‏ @chibisokka 8 Jun 2017
          Replying to @alicemazzy

          FALSE! The vast majority of tomatoes are BAD. Most don't know this

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        3. i n a c t i v e sokka‏ @chibisokka 8 Jun 2017
          Replying to @chibisokka @alicemazzy

          If you live more than a few kilometres from a tomato farm, they will be harvested unripe and gassed with ethylene to make them redder

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        4. i n a c t i v e sokka‏ @chibisokka 8 Jun 2017
          Replying to @chibisokka @alicemazzy

          Because truly ripe and delicious tomatoes are far too tender to ship further without great care (and cost.)

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        5. i n a c t i v e sokka‏ @chibisokka 8 Jun 2017
          Replying to @chibisokka @alicemazzy

          I love raw tomatoes, and might be a "tomato lover"... but I'll never get tomatoes at Subway, or at the grocery store in my parents' town

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        6. i n a c t i v e sokka‏ @chibisokka 8 Jun 2017
          Replying to @chibisokka @alicemazzy

          Because common-tier tomatoes taste like the nasty berries behind my babysitter's house that we were not supposed to eat. But we did

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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