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    Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 27 May 2017

    pic.twitter.com/YaChgd0Qof

    1:10 PM - 27 May 2017
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    • McKibben, aka., The Anti-Puritan dk teddy without organs Arihant Jain John Yancy Kokalyky monday Harvey Yeoman the loser
    12 replies 27 retweets 83 likes
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      2. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 27 May 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy

        sorry I know this is low-hanging fruit

        1 reply 1 retweet 27 likes
      3. akira‏ @0xa59a2d 27 May 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy

        hanging so low you had to niel

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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      2. hello‏ @bobpoekert 27 May 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy

        nobody tell him about preying mantises

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 27 May 2017
        Replying to @bobpoekert

        bedbugs are my fav, downright grisly

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. hello‏ @bobpoekert 27 May 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy

        there are some insects where the female lays eggs in the male & they burst him open when they hatch and eat the corpse

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. hello‏ @bobpoekert 27 May 2017
        Replying to @bobpoekert @alicemazzy

        I can't remember what they are, though

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      2. KeenGaze‏ @KeenGaze 27 May 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy

        TBQH I dont know where to disagree with These two statements.

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      3. Huey, Louie and the Fake News‏ @RococosBasilisk 27 May 2017
        Replying to @KeenGaze @alicemazzy

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination …

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. Dark Abraham Link‏ @Abraham0Link 28 May 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy @CatlinNya

        What about the types of spiders whose females devour their males after mating?

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      1.  🎃 Octobercharka  👻‏ @ouroboros_outis 27 May 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy

        This tweet is especially activating in light of his botched "pants falling down" reply tweet, cripes.

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      1. BygPhattyPlus‏ @BygPhattyPlus 27 May 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy

        I guess he forgot about cats.

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      1. Robᵉʳᵗ Graham X🅂 Max‏ @ErrataRob 27 May 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy

        Sigh. I don't even.

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      1. SpookyAK‏ @reloadedAK 27 May 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy @CatlinNya

        Ducks. And cats. Those are just the top of my head

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