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    Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 19 Apr 2017

    writing a thing in C to stream database transactions from oracle to postgres

    2:56 PM - 19 Apr 2017
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      2. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy

        "ok so if I increase my max queue size an order of magnitude more than seems reasonable... wtf I'm still only using 80mb of ram???"

        2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy

        I need to recalibrate my expectations, a whole new world of possibilities seem open to me

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Shieldfoss‏ @shieldfoss 20 Apr 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy

        C is magical - but much like magic, follow the rules or face ruin.

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      2. Brenner‏ @BrennerSpear 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy

        Where do you work that requires this lol

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      3. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @BrennerSpear

        we're trying to move from former to latter permanently but need to do without downtime, so

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      4. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 19 Apr 2017
        Replying to @alicemazzy @BrennerSpear

        basically went like "ok this vendor product will do it *six mos later* oh no it's hopelessly broken... hey, alice is smart..."

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      1. Lumifer‏ @lumiferrous 19 Apr 2017
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