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    1. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 17 Jan 2017
      Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

      If you can run an EVE corp you're better qualified than most politicians. That's where the Democrats should be recruiting. Guild leaders.

      37 replies 229 retweets 439 likes
    2. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 17 Jan 2017
      Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

      If you can convince a bunch of weeaboos to wait around hours as you organize a WoW raid, you've got more appeal than the Democratic ticket.

      11 replies 115 retweets 293 likes
    3. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 17 Jan 2017
      Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

      I'm not even joking. This is what we've become.

      6 replies 29 retweets 143 likes
    4. SwiftOnSecurity‏ @SwiftOnSecurity 17 Jan 2017
      Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

      Guild leaders: Convince people to pay to listen to them talk four hours every Thursday Democrats: Can't get people to vote for not dying

      7 replies 112 retweets 298 likes
    5. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 17 Jan 2017
      Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity

      fun alice fact, when I was like 20 working at this electronics store for like three months I got out of nowhere promoted...

      1 reply 9 retweets 21 likes
    6. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 17 Jan 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy @SwiftOnSecurity

      ...to store manager because they were opening a bunch more at once and didn't really have anyone else

      1 reply 6 retweets 22 likes
    7. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 17 Jan 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy @SwiftOnSecurity

      and it was like "oh fuck what do I do I don't know how to run a store! ... ok what if I run it like we ran our MMO guild"

      6 replies 11 retweets 52 likes
    8. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 17 Jan 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy @SwiftOnSecurity

      got us to best sales/sq ft of every store and literally everyone who worked under me quit within the month after I left...

      3 replies 6 retweets 62 likes
    9. Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 17 Jan 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy @SwiftOnSecurity

      ...because they couldn't stand any of the other managers. never had to fire anyone either

      5 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
    10. Steven Binch‏ @GrimConch 18 Jan 2017
      Replying to @alicemazzy

      *regional manager comes in, entire staff is crowded around the door waiting for customers* "what is this?" "Precast"

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      Alice Maz‏ @alicemazzy 18 Jan 2017
      Replying to @GrimConch

      lmao. shibboleth acknowledged (iRO Chaos here)

      1:55 PM - 18 Jan 2017
      0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes

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