When ur President is 70 and has the world knowledge of an 14-year-old shitposter running an EVE corp after a rival clan hacked him in charge
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If you can run an EVE corp you're better qualified than most politicians. That's where the Democrats should be recruiting. Guild leaders.
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If you can convince a bunch of weeaboos to wait around hours as you organize a WoW raid, you've got more appeal than the Democratic ticket.
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I'm not even joking. This is what we've become.
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Guild leaders: Convince people to pay to listen to them talk four hours every Thursday Democrats: Can't get people to vote for not dying
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fun alice fact, when I was like 20 working at this electronics store for like three months I got out of nowhere promoted...
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...to store manager because they were opening a bunch more at once and didn't really have anyone else
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and it was like "oh fuck what do I do I don't know how to run a store! ... ok what if I run it like we ran our MMO guild"
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this makes so much sense in retrospect
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LOL oh hay
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