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tech jester, hex punk, tea witch. works at @github, surprisingly. opinions/selfies my own. she/her

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    mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 10

    this is extremely First World Problems but a Sephora rep scanned a bunch of products for me to look at later and I can't find them in my account anywhere now I have to try to remember the product names *and* colors

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      2. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 10

        and not only am I anxious as a customer but I'm also trying to figure out where the transaction failed in their backend systems because I can't stop

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      3. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 10

        "did she have to explicitly save it?" "did the query fail?" "maybe a queue is backed up" "maybe a db fell over"

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      4. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 10

        yes I submitted a ticket and yes I hope it helps them discover a bug

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      5. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 10

        dear sephora engineers please send me your logs

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      6. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 11

        update: support says the items should be in my cart. they are not. but! I do have an email summary from them. so the mail queues worked at least :v

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      2. Kelly Ellis‏Verified account @justkelly_ok Nov 11
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        Check your email? If you don't have one from them, sounds like something went wrong :(

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      3. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 11
        Replying to @justkelly_ok

        yeah I don't have an email with the products listed...and I watched her scan them in

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      4. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 11
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss @justkelly_ok

        oh wait I have the email! but they're not in my cart like she said they would be

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      5. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 11
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss @justkelly_ok

        but the email is good

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      6. Kelly Ellis‏Verified account @justkelly_ok Nov 11
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        Yay! I really wish Sephora had wish lists instead of faves list.

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      2. Nancy  🖤 Mohamed‏ @tdesignerwth Nov 10
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        You didn’t get an email of the stuff you tried?

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      3. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 11
        Replying to @tdesignerwth

        nope! nothing

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      4. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 11
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss @tdesignerwth

        and I watched her scan the products

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      1. ᴋᴇɴ ʙᴇᴇʀ‏ @kenbeer Nov 11
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        There aught to be a word for the frustration of not being able to investigate or fix proprietary technology. How about Prop Blocked, Closed-lined, or NUSPI (no user servicible parts inside)?

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      1. Ashley‏ @tipmusicians Nov 10
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        Sexy names = Nars. Chocolate and peachy names = Too Faced. :)

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      1. benerdist‏ @benerdist Nov 10
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        Curses!

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