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tech jester, hex punk, tea witch. works at @github, surprisingly. opinions/selfies my own. she/her

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    1. Camille Fournier‏Verified account @skamille Nov 3

      Is there anything more obnoxious than when someone chimes in on a twitter thread to thank the participants for having such a “polite” and “thoughtful “ conversation? Ugh just don’t.

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      mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 3
      Replying to @skamille

      slightly more obnoxious: when a random dude complains about his "favorite women" disagreeing

      5:02 PM - 3 Nov 2018
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        1. Camille Fournier‏Verified account @skamille Nov 3
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss

          True

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        2. Bridget Kromhout‏Verified account @bridgetkromhout Nov 3
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss @skamille

          dontcha know if we were just characters in some male wish-fulfillment fantasy, we'd never disagree because that bums them out, man.

          1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
        3. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 3
          Replying to @bridgetkromhout @skamille

          please, waifus, don't fight uwu

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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        2. 𝒮𝓉ℯ𝓅𝒽ℯ𝓃 𝒞ℴ𝓃𝓃ℴ𝓁𝓁𝓎  🚳‏ @connolly_s Nov 3
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss @skamille

          My favourite women would have to disagree with you on that point.

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        3. willman in the iron mask‏ @willmanduffy Nov 3
          Replying to @connolly_s

          don’t do this

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        4. 𝒮𝓉ℯ𝓅𝒽ℯ𝓃 𝒞ℴ𝓃𝓃ℴ𝓁𝓁𝓎  🚳‏ @connolly_s Nov 3
          Replying to @willmanduffy

          I might recommend that you get your humour sensor checked, but that’d probably be misinterpreted also.

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        5. willman in the iron mask‏ @willmanduffy Nov 3
          Replying to @connolly_s

          no

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        6. 𝒮𝓉ℯ𝓅𝒽ℯ𝓃 𝒞ℴ𝓃𝓃ℴ𝓁𝓁𝓎  🚳‏ @connolly_s Nov 3
          Replying to @willmanduffy

          Look if you really want to go for the irony angle we can have a big long polite debate until someone chimes in about how great it is that we’ve been so civil... but I’ve turned on time-limits on the phone and I hate ignore them, so I’ll have to wait 23h40m before we can continue

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        7. willman in the iron mask‏ @willmanduffy Nov 3
          Replying to @connolly_s

          just take a note of the fact that people are faving my tweets and not yours, take the L and drop it. the lesson here: ironically mimicking problematic behavior is still problematic

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        8. 𝒮𝓉ℯ𝓅𝒽ℯ𝓃 𝒞ℴ𝓃𝓃ℴ𝓁𝓁𝓎  🚳‏ @connolly_s Nov 3
          Replying to @willmanduffy

          I have an interesting counter-argument to your claim but it is sadly, like the famous missing proof of Fermat, to long to fit in the margin (aka tweet). I’m probably too busy to blog, and I doubt future generations would put as much effort as proving Fermat got ☹️ oh well!

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