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tech jester, hex punk, tea witch. works at @github, surprisingly. opinions/selfies my own. she/her

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    mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 1

    PARTNER: I got you a present! Do you want it? ME: yesssss! PARTNER: *gingerly places new persimmon on my chest* THE TWO OF US:pic.twitter.com/Cny3I8o9OT

    6:57 PM - 1 Nov 2018
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      2.  ✨ rachel  ✨‏ @ohhoe Nov 1
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        What does persimmon taste like

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      3. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Nov 1
        Replying to @ohhoe

        like if oranges could go stale

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4.  ✨ rachel  ✨‏ @ohhoe Nov 1
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        🧐

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      5.  ✨ rachel  ✨‏ @ohhoe Nov 1
        Replying to @ohhoe @alicegoldfuss

        I’m picturing an orange tomato flavor

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      1. Jon Kuroda (黒田ジョン)‏ @jkuroda Nov 1
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        And the persimmonpic.twitter.com/6gDPgvTyMf

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      1. Julien Kirch  🧀 ☕️ ❤️‏ @archiloque Nov 1
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        I don't feel ready for these new SRE practices

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      1. ms giggles, esq.‏ @AngelaRiggs_ Nov 1
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        I'm interpreting this gif as you and the persimmon staring each other down 😂

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      1. BleepityBloopity‏ @LeCanadienNoir Nov 2
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        that gif has me crying 😂

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      1. Adam Whitlock‏ @alloydwhitlock Nov 2
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        Persimmon burnout is a real thing! Take it slow, while adding them to your favorite salads.

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      1. Nelson Minar‏ @nelson Nov 1
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        Perhaps these are near black with delicious gothy ripeness?

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      1. Mike Weatherford 🎃‏ @tuxedo_and_sass Nov 1
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        If it makes you feel any better, this latest entry in the #persimmonGate saga, and that gif, made me snort laugh generic captain crunch into my sinuses.

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      1. Counterfeit Sagan  🚀  🔭‏ @fakecarlsagan Nov 1
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        Relationship goals.

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      1. Josh Ghiloni‏ @joshghiloni Nov 1
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        There’s never a bad time to use this gif tbh

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      1. (((Thinkaholic)))‏ @pooserville Nov 1
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        "My Life Among the Persimmons: The @alicegoldfuss Story"

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      1. Rob  💀 🔚‏ @robin_says_rawr Nov 1
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        Hahahahaha

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