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    mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 29

    Shoutout to the man who almost hit me while I was using a designated crosswalk and pulled up to yell "get on some bright clothes!" at me, perhaps you shouldn't drive in a city home to so many goths

    7:23 PM - 29 Oct 2018
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      2. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 29

        The goths driving section is an advanced portion, maybe he was on a learner's permit

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      3. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 29

        Yes I will be taking this discrimination case to the ACLU

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      4. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 29

        But first, gotta dig out my neon walking vest

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      2. chile ancho-capitalism‏ @williamsjoe Oct 29
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        every day on a bicycle

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      3. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 29
        Replying to @williamsjoe

        GET ON SOME BRIGHT CLOTHES

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      4.  🚲 🏳️‍🌈 Casey "Bike Mayor" O'Neill  🏳️‍🌈 🚲‏ @casey4bikes Oct 29
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss @williamsjoe

        And then they make fun of us for wearing bright clothes. Just not fair.

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      2. Rikard Ottosson‏ @opinionmachine Oct 29
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        Driving around Stockholm at night, i e any and all the time during winter I've had the urge to yell something similar at people. Nearly everybody wearing dark, completely non-reflective clothing yet expecting drivers to instinctively know they are about to use a cross-walk.

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      3. Rikard Ottosson‏ @opinionmachine Oct 29
        Replying to @opinionmachine @alicegoldfuss

        I mean clearly they don't care about their lives, but _I_ do and it's as stressful scanning the pavement for potentially jaywalking H&M-clad pedestrians on Strömbron as it is scanning the roadside for moose on highway 95 outside Skellefteå, i e very stressful.

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      4. MJ, anchor baby‏ @toorsdenote Oct 29
        Replying to @opinionmachine @alicegoldfuss

        I mean, that's our job when we drive. Not running people over. I'm sorry it's a chore.

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      5. Rikard Ottosson‏ @opinionmachine Oct 29
        Replying to @toorsdenote @alicegoldfuss

        Of course it is our job! It's just when people have no situational awareness it's intense, hence the comparison with moose (meese?). The diff between London and Sthlm is staggering. In Ldn you interact w/ people. They show intent & you help eachother out. In Sthlm its just random

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      6. MJ, anchor baby‏ @toorsdenote Oct 29
        Replying to @opinionmachine @alicegoldfuss

        I was amazed, walking in the Czech Republic that, if we so much as eyeballed the road, all the cars would screech to a halt. I don't know what they're-about-to-cross signs they were looking for, but apparently I give them off 24/7.

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      1. Markov 2 Chainz‏ @sboger Oct 30
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        DayGlo Goth.

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      1. SERGE⚑‏ @8bitSerge Oct 30
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        Did you yell "I'm walkin here" in a new yoik accent?

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      1. Josh‏ @shatterfront Oct 29
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        that is the weirdest insult I have ever heard

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      1. Michał Jastrzębski‏ @_inc0_ Oct 29
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        Turning cybergoth as survival mechanism?

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      1. Λdrøn‏ @Adron Oct 29
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        Seriously.

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