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tech jester, hex punk, tea witch. works at @github, surprisingly. opinions/selfies my own. she/her

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    1. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 29

      I wonder if all the high-profile tech acquisitions this year are a sign of an oncoming bear market, and we will see a temporary pause in rapid startup growth.

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    2. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda Oct 29
      Replying to @alicegoldfuss

      It is much more likely due to the massive amounts of cash being brought onshore since the tax cut:https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/10/chart-shows-surge-in-corporate-cash-brought-home-since-tax-cuts.html …

      3 replies 4 retweets 16 likes
    3. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda Oct 29
      Replying to @jbeda @alicegoldfuss

      Not saying that there won't be a crash/recession/pull back. IMO, equities are super over valued but who knows when/how that'll land.

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    4. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda Oct 29
      Replying to @jbeda @alicegoldfuss

      This chart shows that IBM had/has $25B offshore. Microsoft is at $143B. That is quite the piggy bank.

      2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
    5. jay‏Verified account @jaydestro Oct 29
      Replying to @jbeda @alicegoldfuss

      joe im gonna ask msft to buy me something nice

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    6. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 29
      Replying to @jaydestro @jbeda

      they already bought me

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      mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 29
      Replying to @alicegoldfuss @jaydestro @jbeda

      I'm very expensive

      11:57 AM - 29 Oct 2018
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        2. Joe Beda‏Verified account @jbeda Oct 29
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss @jaydestro

          Buy new boots.

          3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 29
          Replying to @jbeda @jaydestro

          touché

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        2. jay‏Verified account @jaydestro Oct 29
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss @jbeda

          you're a gem beyond compare, alice.

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        3. jay‏Verified account @jaydestro Oct 29
          Replying to @jaydestro @alicegoldfuss @jbeda

          honestly, acquiring GH was a huge deciding factor in moving to Microsoft for me, there's so much great potential with all the cash they can put into building an even bigger and better github

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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