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tech jester, hex punk, tea witch. works at @github, surprisingly. opinions/selfies my own. she/her

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    mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 29

    why does twitter care so much about debate we just want memes and vines, man

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      2. Silvia Botros‏ @dbsmasher Oct 29
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        A day where only tweets of memes are allowed would arguably be the best Twitter day ever.

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      3. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 29
        Replying to @dbsmasher

        twitter classic

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      2.  🦋this action will have  👻 spooky 👻 consequences 🦋‏ @BootlegGirl Oct 29
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        because having a Bachelor's Degree from a "good university," which is what most tech CEOs have, indoctrinates you to believe that having "different ideas" is inherently good, because academia has internalized that absolutely nothing has changed since the Enlightenment

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      3. Plutoburns‏ @Plutoburns Oct 29
        Replying to @BootlegGirl @alicegoldfuss

        Really? I went into engineering. Wasnt much space for this whole "other ideas" shit when you dont want the building falling down

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      4.  🦋this action will have  👻 spooky 👻 consequences 🦋‏ @BootlegGirl Oct 29
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        Maybe I shouild qualify, it's pervasive throughout the soft sciences

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      5. Plutoburns‏ @Plutoburns Oct 29
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        in Engineering theres an answer. And then you learn that sometimes there is no best answer and you just have to pick your compromises.

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      1. Abby Fuller‏ @abbyfuller Oct 29
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        #bringbackvine

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      1. Andrew Taylor‏ @Andrew_Taylor Oct 29
        Replying to @alicegoldfuss

        That's the thing — they explicitly don't care about the quality of debate. They have a publicly stated policy of straight up allowing people to spread hateful misinformation and trusting some nebulous community to make sense of it. Claiming otherwise now is— well, it's in policy.

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      1. Willy Lee‏ @advicepig Oct 29
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        Those jerks killed Vine and what do we have to show for it?

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      1. Y A M a w a l t‏ @H4N4W4LT Oct 29
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        I don’t even want vines tbh

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      1. jay‏Verified account @jaydestro Oct 29
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        and those dickheads killed vine too

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