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    1. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 28

      Going on my third winter with these Frye combat boots and I still can't walk more than a mile in them without taping up my heels 😢 disappointing for sure

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    2. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 28

      I paid $200 for boots I thought I would live in for 10+ years, instead they tear me up

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      mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 28

      I like walking places, I need warm boots with tread, and I'm happy to put in the care and feeding that good leather boots require. It's a shame the quality I seek can't be found with Frye.

      2:48 PM - 28 Oct 2018
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        2. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 28

          And no I'm not going to put in the time and effort another boot hunt requires right now. I'll just keep taping my heels.

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        3. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 28

          And to head off the usual: - I took them to the cobbler for stretching when I got them - I have cared for leather shoes for years - I walk a lot they should be good by now

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        4. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 28

          oh ok, I guess we'll give me advice anyway

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        2. Lisa Riemers‏ @lisariemers Oct 28
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss

          Can you take them to the cobbler? I have a pair of glittery doc martens being stretched/worn in as you read this for like £5

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        3. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 28
          Replying to @lisariemers

          I did when I first got them. They said they couldn't do much.

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        2. Laura Krabappel‏ @laurakrabappel Oct 28
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss

          If you still want to wear them, get hydrocolloid bandages and put them where the boots bother you before you go out.

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        3. Laura Krabappel‏ @laurakrabappel Oct 28
          Replying to @laurakrabappel @alicegoldfuss

          They'll stay on and not roll up.

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