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tech jester, hex punk, tea witch. works at @github, surprisingly. opinions/selfies my own. she/her

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    1. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 23

      I'm still figuring out how I want to do Twitter from now on but you should all know I've spent the past two weeks joyously studying episodes of The Haunting of Hill House during the day and terrified of ghosts in dark doorways at night

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    2. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 23

      I stopped watching it to try and repair my bedtime routine but that hasn't worked well because I don't know how it ends

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    3. mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 23

      So my plan is to watch the rest of it this weekend and then probably cry a lot that night idk

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      mechanical turkey‏ @alicegoldfuss Oct 23

      the political climate™️ has ruined my tolerance for any horror media, my nerves cannot take a sliver more stress

      5:40 PM - 23 Oct 2018
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        1. jay‏Verified account @jaydestro Oct 23
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss

          I finished great brit bake show and i started baking bread as inspiration

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        1. Thorin Jacobs‏ @JacobsThorin Oct 23
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss

          I've taken up Animal Crossing again lately, it's quite soothing

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        1. Ryan McKern‏ @the_mckern Oct 23
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss

          I had to stop reading more than a few comic series because I am tired AF of Nazis as a story point in all of their forms. I get it.

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        1. Tomovasky‏ @Tomovasky Oct 23
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss

          I don’t know if you enjoy anime, but Wotakoi: Love is Hard for Otaku is my happy time show right now. Free on Prime.

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        1. Chicken Developer‏ @Feasoron Oct 23
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss

          I'm only up to the Luke episode. It's sooo good, and the background ghosts are so gd creepy

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        2. Zimmie‏ @bob_zim Oct 23
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss

          Maybe time for something more positive? The Good Place is hilarious, and the first two seasons are on Netflix.

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        3. Spooky Network Guy‏ @scarynetworkguy Oct 23
          Replying to @bob_zim @alicegoldfuss

          The first season is a masterpiece. Thats true.

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        4. Zimmie‏ @bob_zim Oct 23
          Replying to @scarynetworkguy @alicegoldfuss

          I recently ran a friend through the fitst two seasons. It’s hard to explain just how good the whole cast is without significant spoilers. “I call it my lookin’ hole.”

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        5. Spooky Network Guy‏ @scarynetworkguy Oct 23
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          This is the truth.

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        1. Nathan Backous‏ @VoiceOfUnreason Oct 23
          Replying to @alicegoldfuss

          I stopped watching a popular horror TV show because it was just too much, then my partner started doing live in-person recaps for me, and that was worse, because someone I loved was telling me unnecessarily traumatic things rather than a famous-TV-person-stranger.

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