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It’s ok to be white. It’s ok to be black. It’s ok to be asian. It’s ok to be hispanic. It’s ok to be female. It’s ok to be male. It’s ok to be gay. It’s ok to be straight. It’s ok to be YOU. But it's NEVER okay to use 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash
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“while on the job” like if the horse has bills to pay and needs a fucking job. humans annoy mehttps://twitter.com/nycityalerts/status/836348906355175425 …
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Me: *gets comfy with a FAT plate of food and turns on Netflix* Netflix:pic.twitter.com/tcvxO9OCjB
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I can tell another gorilla dared him to do this by the way he looked backhttps://twitter.com/tooskinnymariah/status/1080918295425933312 …
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i can’t believe i was ever 14 years old it just doesn’t seem like something i’d do
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follow me for a follow back. like when you’re done. it’s that simple
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Meanwhile real twitter OGs remember when you could quote somebody shit and reword their WHOLE tweet lmaohttps://twitter.com/tooskinnymariah/status/1080536248400306176 …
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dude left his brother in 2018 smhhttps://twitter.com/5hinvasion/status/1080156567406694400 …
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you have $5 to buy your perfect man, you’re welcome: $1 - smooth talking $1 - so rocking $1 - got everything that a girls wanting $1 - guitar cutie $1 - plays it groovy
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this is a visual representation of what's going on inside my brain at all timespic.twitter.com/qkM6OPFHKX
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If you knew me between the years 2012-2016, let me reintroduce myself
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when you tell your sibling you’re going to shower and then you hear the faucet runningpic.twitter.com/crTjjn0brG
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me at 7 years old: bilingual, genius iq, mentally healthy, able to do math me now: illiterate, health is nonexistent, and needs a calculator to solve 5+6
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i need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card
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I wish you could go to college to study conspiracy theories and unsolved mysteries like that would be so interesting
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i don’t want Will Smith to get old :(https://twitter.com/tooskinnymariah/status/1078750748328964096 …
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The Black Mirror writers in the writers room, high as fuckpic.twitter.com/85mNzFiEKD
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someone: *yells at me* me 8 hours later in bed still thinking about it:pic.twitter.com/n2XMXB2iSi
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