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  1. Pinned Tweet
    26 Nov 2018

    What’s hard about dating you?

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  2. 16 hours ago

    It’s ok to be white. It’s ok to be black. It’s ok to be asian. It’s ok to be hispanic. It’s ok to be female. It’s ok to be male. It’s ok to be gay. It’s ok to be straight. It’s ok to be YOU. But it's NEVER okay to use 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash

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  3. 18 hours ago

    “while on the job” like if the horse has bills to pay and needs a fucking job. humans annoy me

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  4. 21 hours ago

    Me: *gets comfy with a FAT plate of food and turns on Netflix* Netflix:

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  5. Jan 3

    I can tell another gorilla dared him to do this by the way he looked back

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  6. Jan 2

    i can’t believe i was ever 14 years old it just doesn’t seem like something i’d do

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  7. Jan 2

    follow me for a follow back. like when you’re done. it’s that simple 💕

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  8. Jan 2

    Meanwhile real twitter OGs remember when you could quote somebody shit and reword their WHOLE tweet lmao

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  9. Jan 1

    me after a long crying session finally knocks me out

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  10. Jan 1
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  11. Dec 31

    you have $5 to buy your perfect man, you’re welcome: $1 - smooth talking $1 - so rocking $1 - got everything that a girls wanting $1 - guitar cutie $1 - plays it groovy

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  12. 31 Dec 2018

    this is a visual representation of what's going on inside my brain at all times

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  13. 30 Dec 2018

    If you knew me between the years 2012-2016, let me reintroduce myself

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  14. 30 Dec 2018

    when you tell your sibling you’re going to shower and then you hear the faucet running

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  15. 29 Dec 2018

    WHO LET YALL MAKE THIS 😭

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  16. 29 Dec 2018

    me at 7 years old: bilingual, genius iq, mentally healthy, able to do math me now: illiterate, health is nonexistent, and needs a calculator to solve 5+6

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  17. 29 Dec 2018

    i need to find hobbies that don’t include my debit card

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  18. 28 Dec 2018

    I wish you could go to college to study conspiracy theories and unsolved mysteries like that would be so interesting

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  19. 28 Dec 2018
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  20. 28 Dec 2018

    The Black Mirror writers in the writers room, high as fuck

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  21. 27 Dec 2018

    someone: *yells at me* me 8 hours later in bed still thinking about it:

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