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I told you guys Roman Reigns winning the Royal Rumble had far-reaching ramifications.
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I am seriously running on fumes today
My cat will not stop meowing and it's stressing me right the hell out
1 favoriteOh my god. That stuff yesterday about the dog that sounds like a turkey? It IS a turkey. AND a dog. IN THE SAME YARD.
1 retweet 5 favoritesHave I mentioned I'm releasing my book soon? Here's the cover art in progress slathered in hashtags. https://twitter.com/applecidermage/status/559907903621304320 …
6 retweets 2 favoritesI've never heard of that site before and they're trying really hard to get a scoop of some sort
2 retweets 2 favoritesSpellcheck is all, "I found a problem. You wrote fantasy, but what you wanted was erotica."
3 retweets 9 favoritesno, microsoft. I do not want to change "spat in his face" to "sat on his face."
5 retweets 7 favoritesI made myself laugh at something I forgot was in my own god damn story, I am the worst kind of person
1 retweet 3 favoritesSpellcheck is telling me half of my periods should be question marks. Stop suggesting dumb shit, machine. You're awful.
1 retweet 2 favoritesThe worst part of writing fantasy is adding spellcheck exceptions for all of your bullshit fantasy names
1 retweet 3 favoritesOne of my requests after seeing the art in progress was "I don't think I can have nipples on it"
It's like a turkey ate a seagull then the dog ate the turkey
1 retweet 2 favoritesthis dog barks like GOBLELEMEHAKLSKENOBLEARK
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I thought I heard a turkey gobbling outside but it turns out its someone's fucked up dog
1 retweet 2 favoritesMy sincere hope when Alex's book comes out is people write fanfic
1 retweet 2 favoritesLRT: Buy my book (when I release it) and you, too, can have dreams about wizards.
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@AlexZiebart Definitely had a weird dream last night that involved Odo trying to teach me defensive magic
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