new my chemical romance song, fall out boy back on tour, paramore album coming
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wray mysterio
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yes, you are hotter and thinner than me but that don’t make you hot or thin. young, black, beautiful and brave. (he/him) #blm
South LondonJoined May 2009
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i saw a mouse in my room. it’s a shame because i like this house and now i have to burn it to the ground.
‘the purest snow, we selling white privilege’ i wish you could hear the scream that i screamt
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you’re laughing. pusha t said he was cocaine’s dr. seuss and you’re laughing.
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dave’s special ability is looking at a crowd of 100,000 people and being able to pick the richest, whitest boy to rap this song
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That. Is. My. Brother. Spike. At. Coachella WITH DAVE! He’s 18. He has school at 8am tomorrow. He was picked out of the crowd. We have never seen him rap before….
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“I never miss, go black like Smith / a hater mess with my Jada, he Will get rocked like Chris”
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rappers all around the world are writing a bar about will smith slapping chris rock as we speak
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🚨 BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP 🚨
that sound can only mean it’s time for my favourite segment of the year: Nobody Asked But I Post My Favourite Albums of 2021 And A Playlist Of My Favourite Songs Anyway
open.spotify.com/playlist/4tiVb
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the Formula One controversy only proves once again that pro wrestling is the only real sport
day 5 of tory christmas party discourse and day 728 of the boris johnson government
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i can’t have kids because imagine i’m vibing out to blink-182 and my yute comes in the room like ‘i didn’t know you listened to classical music’. i would pass away on the spot.
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i just clocked that for the first time since 2019 i wore jeans every day of last week, pandemic's over imo
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This Saturday 6 Nov there are climate marches planned as part of a global day of action. London one begins at 12pm outside the Bank of England. Details here: bit.ly/3k4mTlJ
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daniel craig said “get offline and go outside” and you know what he’s right
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the point of tweeting is not to go viral. the point of tweeting is to get a few likes and a concerned text from a friend
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dave rhymes ‘hood mentality’ with ‘police brutality’ and his fans start smashing their index fingers into their temples talking about “nah but you really need to deep it thoooo”
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ready for the weekend !!!
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still gonna do this because @BukayoSaka87 is a young naija king who deserves the world twitter.com/alexvseveryone…
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if we win this euros you better believe i’m getting that picture of bukayo saka riding a unicorn on a t-shirt and wearing it to the next rave
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genuinely believe that england winning the euros and the country disappearing in a smoke of substance abuse and public nudity like the last days of sodom is the season finale we deserve for this pandemic
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Well done boys. The nation is behind you!
#ThreeLions twitter.com/England/status…
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I want to be clear: England as a country? Embarrassing. England as in 26 nice lads playing their silly little game? I would die for them.
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if we win this euros you better believe i’m getting that picture of bukayo saka riding a unicorn on a t-shirt and wearing it to the next rave
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Football is one of the few areas where people make it despite their class background. But working class kids aren’t just good at football. The Sterlings & Kanes of journalism, law etc. don’t succeed because of elitism. The talent we miss because of class is incalculable #ENG
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i am no longer accepting apologies from people that don’t also come with twenty bags twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI
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there’s a smashed lass in head-to-toe leopard print sat on the floor in victoria station. she’s munching a double cheeseburger with her shoes off and the bottom of her feet are *filthy*. nature is truly healing, my dudes x
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*PLEASE RT* Festivals after the proposed 19th July date are being forced to cancel due to lack of guidance, support and Government-backed insurance. Meanwhile 140,000 people are allowed to attend Silverstone. A level playing field and clarity is urgently needed.
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twitter packing olivia rodrigo and billie eilish away now that lorde is back
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lorde said why be sad when you can be hot instead and u know what she's right
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leaving london for the first time since march 2020 to see the old uni gang for the first time in forever - does anyone know any good songs about the boys being back in town??
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darth vader thinks priti patel is “a bit much if i’m honest”
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Super Hans: The big beat manifesto goes, "Big beats are the best, get high all the time."
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accessibility for visually impaired people is cancelled while we are cri about old man 😢
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The National Rail website has been temporarily greyscaled as a mark of respect following the death of HRH Duke of Edinburgh. We are listening to feedback about how people are using the website and are making further changes today to make it more accessible to all our customers.
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the british gas man is in and i swear i can hear him watching youtube tutorials from upstairs. nervous doesn’t even begin to cover it.
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