Alex Aho

@alexpaho

Skateboarding, music, fart jokes, movies, art, butt jokes, books, politics, poop jokes...

Detroit, MI
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Joined February 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Mar 2018

    Al Aho Akbar

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  2. Jun 14

    “Finger in Your Ear,” a song about wet willies to the tune of Craig Mack’s “Flavor in Your Ear.”

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  3. Jun 14

    Share your Weird Al parody ideas below:

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  4. May 19

    Okay it’s official. This season sucked.

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  5. May 19

    I’m going to be so bummed if Podrick and Sansa don’t fuck.

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  6. Apr 14

    I just want Podrick and Sansa to fuck.

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  7. Retweeted
    Feb 22

    Jussie Smollet Charged with Staging 400-Year Legacy of Slavery, Jim Crow, and Prison-Industrial Complex in America

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  8. 18 Dec 2018

    I sometimes feel daunted by the challenge of making music in a world where “Return of the Mack” already exists.

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  9. 16 Nov 2018

    Yes, when you clog the toilet, you are frustrated, nervous, and angry. But don’t tell me you’re not also a little bit proud.

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  10. 9 Oct 2018

    Holy shit it’s October

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  11. 7 Oct 2018

    If Trump gets us nuked, I take some comfort in the fact that American Horror Story won’t be on TV anymore.

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  12. 18 Sep 2018

    Isn’t the general schtick with SC nomination that the President has a full term to appoint any old party affiliate? I don’t see the benefit in defending a creepazoid when you’ve got two more years and a long list of birth enforcers to choose from.

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  13. 13 Sep 2018

    There are people next to me asking each other if they’ve heard of this series called “LOST.” One of them is talking about this show Degrassi that’s been on since his mom was a kid. I’m definitely turning 30 in three months.

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  14. 12 Sep 2018

    One year from today you can legally “do stuff” with people born after 9/11.

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  15. 7 Sep 2018

    Is Derrian a real name or did Tinder make it up like Hallmark made up Secretary’s Day?

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  16. 11 Aug 2018

    I took a nap after lunch today and then I took a nap after dinner today.

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  17. 12 Jul 2018

    “The Game Boy was invented in 1989? I thought it was early 2000s!” - Girl I’m trying to not stare dumbfoundedly at.

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  18. 10 Jul 2018

    If you’ve seen me drive, you’ve seen me pick my nose.

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  19. 25 Jun 2018

    I finished my burrito a while ago but they’re playing The Cure’s greatest hits so I haven’t left yet.

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  20. 26 May 2018

    "I love the juvenile naughtiness of a 12-year-old" - (he was talking about rum)

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  21. 8 May 2018

    Lately I've been applying for writing jobs and wondering if I should publish something other than butt and puke jokes. That is not what I did in this piece for The Hard Times.

    Punk Pukes into 23andMe Spit Tube
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