Alex Kealy

@alexkealy

Comedian & writer. Tour tickets: 'A storming show' - Sunday Times Top 10 Jokes of 2019 - Guardian Funny tweets:

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    31. srp 2018.

    The Complete Alex Kealy's Tweets, Volume 1 (Please follow me)

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    Don't miss a double bill of stand-up hours from two of the most exciting acts on the British circuit & - Mon 2 Mar ‘A show packed full of belly laughs’ ★★★★★ Metro ‘A storming show’ The Sunday Times Tickets 👉

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    weird to think that justin bieber is now a respectable elder statesman of pop, a sort of canadian john major grandee figure

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    4. velj

    tax returns are laborious because a) the law is complicated & b) every 4 minutes when going through bank statements you'll encounter a cute or in-joke-laden payment reference from an ex which will cause an unwanted & time-consuming emotional flashback, smh at this Proustian audit

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    If any British journalist tries to argue with me over the next 10 months, I will simply hold up my driver’s license and show them this

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  8. prije 23 sata

    The Life Kealtific with Professor Jim Al-Kealy-li OBE

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  9. prije 24 sata

    alex kealy and ' directing relationship has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

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    just been fired by my director after I insisted we call my 2020 show "I Kealy, Kealy, Kealy, Kealy, Kealy, Kealy Like You"

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    4. velj

    the plan? develop an app that would be used to track the results of the iowa caucus that crashes so they can’t announce a winner

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    couldnt take it, have bought a loaf of bread to weigh me down

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    walking somewhere without wearing a backpack for the first time in 4 years and i don't do drugs but imagine the delirious dizzy weightless feeling i'm having now is roughly the same

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    constantly surprised that the Derry Girls theme isn't "Derry Girls" sung to The La's "There She Goes"

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  15. 4. velj

    jung pope, that's it, that's the tweet

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  16. 4. velj

    proust: are these madeleines [4 hours of nostalgic reverie later] tax deductible

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    tax returns are laborious because a) the law is complicated & b) every 4 minutes when going through bank statements you'll encounter a cute or in-joke-laden payment reference from an ex which will cause an unwanted & time-consuming emotional flashback, smh at this Proustian audit

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    24. sij

    I measure my jokes in likes, retweets and how many friends got in touch privately to check i'm ok

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    4. velj

    Nobody won the Iowa caucuses. Well done to our American comrades, leading by example. The void will prevail.

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  20. 4. velj

    *extremely "welcome...to jurassic park" voice* welcome...to candidate deathtopia

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  21. 4. velj

    Iowa: ̶O̶u̶r̶ ̶L̶i̶b̶e̶r̶t̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶W̶e̶ ̶P̶r̶i̶z̶e̶ ̶A̶n̶d̶ ̶O̶u̶r̶ ̶R̶i̶g̶h̶t̶s̶ ̶W̶e̶ ̶W̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶M̶a̶i̶n̶t̶a̶i̶n̶.̶ The Place Candidates Go To Die.

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