alexis wagner

@alexisw

I like helping people, products, and plants grow.

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  1. 14 hours ago

    “Carry yourself with the confidence of an M1 Chip and a Peloton” but keep in your heart the goal of a type of success that allows you to wear that same jacket to an inauguration.

    It's generally not good to appear frugal if you are running a company. More opportunities follow those who are already doing great and don't need resources. So if you're surrounded by mediocre machines, try to carry yourself with the confidence of an M1 Chip and a Peloton.
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  2. Retweeted
    Jan 20

    I wasn't expecting the new contact page to hit me in the feels.

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  3. Jan 19

    Sasquatch is more real to me than the possibility of a world where I don’t live in constant fear (wondering what harm the government will bring, to whom, that particular day).

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  4. Jan 19

    I like to think that I am capable of employing imagination and optimism. Telling me that things will change tomorrow feels beyond the realm of possibility — it’s not even something I can imagine.

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  5. Retweeted
    Jan 17

    My cousin just passed from covid and the funeral homes are so backed up in San Diego they can’t even bury him until February. Meanwhile there’s a fee every day to store his body. But y’all at a Bow Wow concert.

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  6. Jan 18

    “So many people have died in Los Angeles County that officials have temporarily suspended air-quality regulations that limit the number of cremations”

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    Jan 11

    Puma Computer Shoe, 1986. A microprocessor built into the heel recorded time, distance, and calories. The data could then be downloaded onto an Apple IIE or Commodore 64.

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  8. Retweeted
    Jan 10

    Your daily reminder that the insulin I’ve used for 24 years, Humalog, has gone from $21 a vial to $275 a vial with no changes to the insulin or even the packaging. That’s a 1200% increase on a hormone every human requires to live, but my body can’t make. I die in 48 hours w/o it

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  9. Retweeted
    Jan 10

    Look, I'm from the former Soviet Union. One of the reasons Putin, an alumnus of the KGB, the agency that committed some of the worst atrocities of the 20th century, came to power in 2000 and stayed is that people wanted unity rather than accountability. Chew on that.

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    Jan 9

    We should have an AM and an FM internet, I don’t think I need to explain this concept further

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    Jan 9

    As we start to see people back away from all this who were-just days or weeks ago- supporting this movement vociferously, it’s important to remember that, given a change of the wind, they’d be looking to gas us and our children again in a heartbeat. Root them out.

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    Jan 8

    I end this Friday night with this: 672 Californians were murdered by covid today. It is heartbreaking and preventable. If this was death by weapons, the streets would be filled with lights and sirens. Instead, we hear nothing. How can we be this stupid? Good night.

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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 8

    According to Sheriff Alex Villanueva, 70% of his personnel want to get the vaccine. LAPD Chief Michel Moore says more than 60% of employees in the department want to get vaccinated. For more updates 👇

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    Jan 8

    Oh India KNOWS how to write a headline.

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  15. Jan 8

    Animator seeks content (your voicemail) to animate. Anonymous, might be used for profit, maybe neat if you’re into that sort of thing.

    Hi. I registered a 1-800 number. ☎️ (888) 664-6833 It goes straight to voicemail. You won't talk to anyone. If you feel comfortable I'd love for you to call it and just leave a message about anything. Good news, nostalgic thoughts, fav lego set. Anything. RT's appreciated 🤝
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    Jan 6

    For me, the striking thing about so many of these images of rioters in the Capitol is that what they're doing - all of them - is creating content for social media. At least in their minds, the true seat of power is not actually in that building. It's online.

    This may be the lasting image of today
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  17. Jan 7

    This was one of my favorite parts of the Newseum- you can experience something similar with

    The Newseum (RIP) used to line up the day’s front pages leading up to the entrance. Tomorrow’s display would’ve been arresting.
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  18. Jan 6

    Me, all day: “There is nothing I can do right now, so I’ll abstain from election play-by-play until after work” Me, taking a quick break for lunch and catching up on news:

    A friend just said to me "Are we supposed to be working during the coup?" and honestly it was the most American thing I've ever heard.
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  19. Jan 1

    I can tell exactly how Extremely Online my friends, family, and acquaintances are by the amount of lemon pigs in my social media feeds. It is a lot, a lot of lemon pigs.

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    Dec 31

    Maybe this year will be better than the last

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