Alex Greene

@alexg473

⚾️ baseball geek. maker of fine grilled cheese 🧀. computer science 🖥️.

San Luis Obispo, CA
Joined April 2009

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  1. May 26

    "We know you want to talk to a real person not a recording. To use our automated bill pay feature, press 2." Golly gee thanks for caring.

  2. May 25
  3. Retweeted
    May 22

    Excited to announce the Spectrum News Engine. Submit any news article for custom bias & subjectivity analysis.

  4. May 16

    Imagine living in a room so small you couldn't stretch out your legs.

  5. Retweeted
    May 16

    This is INSANE. Erdogan’s goons rough up Kurdish protesters ON EMBASSY ROW, as D.C. cops valiantly try to stop them.

  6. Retweeted
    May 12

    I spend four hours every day reading the news and trying to figure out what's true and what's not true

  7. May 7

    true american is a great game to play with friends.

  8. May 4

    Glad I found 'Halt and Catch Fire' on Netflix, but also in awe that AMC couldn't manage to advertise this show to me at all in the last 3yrs

  9. May 4

    Curt Schilling was not satisfied with rock bottom and is now tunneling into the Earth.

  10. Mar 22
  11. Mar 15
  12. Mar 9

    If I ever publish a book I'll choose a pen name that puts my book on the shelves in proximity to as many famous names as possible. 🌝

  13. Mar 7

    Just programmed my first and hopefully last COBOL program. Painfully satisfying is how I'd describe it.

  14. Mar 6

    How would the sequels to these shows start?

  15. Mar 4

    The avg tweet gets about 5 favorites for every retweet. Today's about Obama rank amongst lowest in terms of that ratio.

  16. Mar 2

    If the best things in life are free then why do I have to pay twenty bucks for balsamic vinegar?

  17. Mar 1

    👍🏻 for a more serious take on digital storytelling than the tabloid-like Snapchat Discover, but this user experience is 0% engaging.

  18. Feb 28

    This program handwrites text 📝 based on a recurrent neural network!

  19. Retweeted
    Feb 26

    I was just asked to balance a Binary Search Tree by JFK's airport immigration. Welcome to America.

  20. Feb 20

    All this rain and now our house is more humid than the rainforest exhibit at the Bronx Zoo

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