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MARK DOLAN IS SMOKING NOW? WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO NEXT? A CIGARETTE, THAT YOU CAN LEGALLY BUY IN SHOPS!
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RT if you’d rather swear allegiance to Count Binface than King Charles III.
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Explore in 2D foodbanks in UK
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Explore in 3D the spectacular St Edward's Crown that King Charles III will wear at the Coronation
Click below to see more 
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Keith Arsewank? Can somebody check the men's room for a Keith Arsewank?
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TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.
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One of the best for me this hahahaha
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Imagine having a name like Keith Arsewank.
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TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.
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I have informed the BBC that I won’t be appearing on MOTD tomorrow night.
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Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.
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“..ok apart signing Klopp, Salah, Van Dijk, Firmino, Mane, Allison, Konate, Gapko, Nunez, Robbo, Thiago, won a Premier League, European cup, FA cup, World Club Cup, Super cup, 2 league cups, world class training ground, new Main & Anfield rd stands what have FSG ever done for us”
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This last two minutes is particularly incredible. #HowManyMore #GunSickNation 🇺🇸
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Your favourite football shirts that made appearances in your favourite films and TV shows🎬
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Manchester City 1999/01 Home - There’s Only One Jimmy Grimble
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Imagine watching last night's game and thinking Trent was the problem. It's almost impossible to do.
In a long list of shite pundits, Murphy could well take the biscuit. He's unacceptably bad.
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“Couldn’t cope. Could NOT cope!” 
“He’s doing some things that you wouldn’t expect players to do in lower leagues!”
Danny Murphy hits out at the quality of Alexander-Arnold’s defending last night. 
“He’s doing some things that you wouldn’t expect players to do in lower leagues!”
Danny Murphy hits out at the quality of Alexander-Arnold’s defending last night. 
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Here's a clip about how I think the Bible is a work of art. It's from my show 'Hail Mary' which you can watch on Youtube.
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So fucking cool
I'm ready to play an ACTUAL PGA Tour event next week
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Long blonde hair, headband, long sleeves, Carlsberg shirt, Nike T90s and ankle tape. 🔥
You already knew it was game over. Fernando Torres 🇪🇸❤
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Still cannot wrap my head around Mike Reilly not sending Bosingwa off for booting Benayoun in the back but then deciding it was a Chelsea free kick instead😂
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The Torres Bounce after he put us in the lead against Chelsea on this day 14 years ago...
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i’m not over exaggerating when i say if there was no freddie flintoff i would never have got into cricket
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One of the greatest overs in Test cricket for your Monday viewing. Enjoy 😍
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I’ve only known about 30-year-old Reims boss Will Still for 24 hours and I’m already obsessed with his career arc.
The man doesn’t just speak fluent English and French, he does it with a native accent on both fronts.
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Dyche walking into the interview after Bielsa’s 100 slide PowerPoint and video reviews on previous games on how he would play
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Marcelo Bielsa and Sean Dyche are now the main contenders for the Everton job, both have met the clubs hierarchy, both have impressed, more meetings today, club still hopeful of making an appointment by the weekend
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I’ve been coaching golf for 25 years.
Here’s 6 things I wish I knew/did sooner (and surely still have more to learn)…
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Had a nice time on the course today. 5 birdies, 1 bogey, no subpoenas. Very successful start to the week!
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King Charles III ‘to break from tradition’ with coronation outfit choice independent.co.uk/life-style/roy
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Arctic Monkeys released their 1st album ‘Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not’’ 17 years ago today.
Long before the album, it was their demos we all had on our iPods.
This is Zane Lowe playing one of the first demos on Radio 1
“Arctic who?”
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I touched my iPhone after getting the Pfizer vaccine and look what happened
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We literally conceded a goal to a beach ball once and the goal stood mate
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As far as football goes at this level… this is the most dodgy decision I’ve ever seen. Everything, the linesman flagging, (still no idea what he’s seen to put his flag up), the lack of VAR lines at Ainfield. How more hasn’t been made of this is mind blowing. Sickener for Wolves. twitter.com/Kevins1877/sta…
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