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I'm convinced @JoannaVZ only left the womb because she didn't know the WiFi password.
Happy Birthday to @JoannaVZ. I could not be more grateful for her departure from the womb.
Remember, if you're single, it's only because you're fundamentally shit
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@JoannaVZ Thanks for being awesome, Joanna! I hope you have a great week with many Oreos, Tim Tams, and Hobnobs. DFTBA.
Diversifying apple farmers should just grow a pear.
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I rewrote “Harry Potter” from Hermione's perspective http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/boss-witch?utm_term=.tbXnq43A1q … via @buzzfeed pic.twitter.com/l0U5CEuFNV
If Hermione Were The Main Character In “Harry Potter” http://www.buzzfeed.com/danieldalton/boss-witch?utm_term=.ev8vArKG1 … via @wordsbydan @buzzfeed
So embarrassing when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you so you wave but the abyss was staring at the dude behind you.
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Twenty-Something White Man Heroically Agrees To Take Devil's Advocate Position On Controversial Issue That Doesn't Affect Him
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'I tapped my own head; it was glass, an inverted bowl. It's a small thing to rage inside your own bowl'
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Also, if your diversity metric is "we have white women" that's not actually diversity. We do know that right.
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America has never looked more like a cliched movie dystopia than it does at this moment. ht @somebadideas pic.twitter.com/4q9hdSzlbi
People are complicated. People can for example criticize & protest police brutality AND mourn two slain police officers, at the same time.
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ONE MILLION DOLLARS! CONGRATULATIONS, PROJECT FOR AWESOME!
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My cat is sad because I caught him living vicariously by spying on wealthier, more attractive cats with better lives. pic.twitter.com/yUydjPEBYz
One of the silent auction items at @thedeluminators Yule Ball last night was this Harry Potter… http://instagram.com/p/wTWRCMR_YB/
American-speaking, Australian-based Briton. Likes Oreos, Tim Tams, and Hobnobs. Giggles at Hobnobs.
Too sober to write, too drunk to edit. Staff Writer @BuzzFeedUK | Fiction @ http://wrds.by | Editor @book_yourself daniel.dalton@buzzfeed.com
We are devastated by the grand jury's decision to deny Mike Brown and his loved ones justice. We stand with the people of Ferguson.
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