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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 16

    I biked to therapy with a clock in my jacket pocket b/c I don't have a phone. I ordered the clock before my phone got stolen...in order to spend less time on my phone. So I guess everything is working out?

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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    For the subway ride home, I suggest you dig into this tale of penguin love and penguin loss our grand farewell to the "Animals" issue at !

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  3. Jun 5

    I’m still shocked by every suicide as it comes, even though my brother’s was two and a half years ago. Today, it occurred to me that “shock” can be so deceitful; it leaves you feeling exhausted, but having not done much of anything at all.

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  4. Jun 5

    Nothing makes me happier than catching my brother cheat-replying when our mom sends us all a story about happiness.

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  5. Jun 4

    These photos of French nightclubs in daylight remind me of the joy of biking past our local star "Ego Bar."

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  6. Jun 4

    It's Monday, but you are still allowed/encouraged to read this.

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  7. Jun 4

    For , I wrote about animal minds and one love-struck penguin in particular.

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  8. Jun 4

    There's a little bit of everything in this story. Please click for +a penguin cuckhold who falls for an anime girl +angry academics +lobster sex +conservative Christians +great tits (...they're birds) +a pair of Beats knockoffs

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  9. Jun 1

    I love watching videos of lava so much.

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  10. May 29

    Extremely great to live in a city where you can finish work at 5:00 and be swimming in a lake at 5:10. The you is me and I'm bragging.

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  11. May 25

    . has a new book out, but I wrote about how a few lines from her last one are still impacting my life.

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  12. May 25
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  13. Retweeted
    May 24

    "In a world full of / A world full of. We’re all / Fragile bodies in a virtual / Hedge" New poetry by Greg Nissan:

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  14. May 24

    "Gas station. Kern County, California." Dorothea Lange. 1938.

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  15. May 24
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  16. May 23

    Had to do a double take because I thought the guy on the left was in costume as an old guy making a documentary about the Pope.

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  17. May 23

    Making my morning Instagram rounds, I noticed 5+ celebs posted pics of Naomi Campbell and I got a sinking feeling that she died. But, actually, yesterday was her birthday. Happy birthday, NC!

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  18. May 22

    Read this and then decided to be extra, extra nice to everyone so they'll buy my future book.

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  19. May 22

    Read this and then lost thirty minutes to eBay.

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  20. May 17

    Rev. Ronan coming summer 2018.

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  21. May 16
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