I put the Buttigieg "Come On" and the Jeb "Please Clap" side by side and it's kind of mesmerizing
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.@RepThomasMassie is wearing a running national debt clock as Congress votes on wasting more money tonight.
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This just happened again. We're up to at least 4 times.
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My favorite incredibly niche piece of internet lore is that the people who play the video game War Thunder are so obsessed with accuracy in the game that players have leaked classified military intelligence to prove a point no less than 3 times
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The IRS when they find an 83-year-old grandmother in Iowa who forgot to report the $20 she made from her garage sale last year
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My guy, I just do the tweets
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You literally are a GOP operative. Why haven’t you done a damn thing to make this better?
(And no, performative, dead on arrival legislation proposals don’t count.) twitter.com/alec_sears/sta…
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Both the UN and WEF can get lost.
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1792 Exchange has assessed 1,000+ companies’ policies & practices to determine how likely they are to cancel a client or deny services based on ideological or religious beliefs. Is your bank or favorite retailer a part of the problem? Check it out here: hubs.la/Q01z2plr0
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The government is stealing about a quarter of my household income for 2022.
25%! We declared independence over a 10% increase on a single product
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Oh my god, they killed the M&M candy people. They took them outside one by one and shot them in the back of the head
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Excl: Metallic-looking orb is seen flying over Iraqi city of Mosul in 2016, in first publicly revealed UFO footage taken by a US spy plane in a conflict zone
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US Sen. Raphael Warnock buys new home in nation's capital for $1.15M trib.al/jnNmjn6
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I would be an excellent college professor because I love mansplaining
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Which movie have you watched more than 7 times? Answer with a gif
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Which movie have you watched more than 7 times? Answer with a gif twitter.com/hasUnow/status…
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Oh my god, they killed the M&M candy people. They took them outside one by one and shot them in the back of the head
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None of you deserve jokes this good
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Women's March? I thought it was January
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Joe Biden hearing they found more docs at his house like
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MUST READ STORY OF THE DAY: “The heroism and valor he demonstrated for 35 harrowing minutes 70 years ago in the skies over the North Pacific and the coast of North Korea saved the lives of his fellow pilots, shipmates, and crew,” 🇺🇸
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This shirt goes hard
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Maybe barstool is okay after all
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Why Aren't We Looking For Atlantis ALL The Time? barstoolsports.com/blog/3452971/w
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Did you know that to this day we still cannot explain how ancient Egyptians built any of their megalithic structures including the pyramids?
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In the Yankee Candle store like
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It's like watching a ping pong match
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I've taken a lot of fire from the left for defending this video, but no one has pointed out yet that the kid is using a fake toy gun to practice with.
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I would get hit by another jeep just to sit at a Freddy's in Iowa and eat frozen custard with Chuck Grassley
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PSA the ice cream I had last wk at Freddy’s in Grimes was delicious & mtg these young Iowans was even better
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Are we
- just normal men26.4%
- (normal men?!)10.4%
- just innocent men63.2%
11,540 votesFinal results
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"kids shouldn't touch guns they're scary waaah" cry harder.
I was shooting at 3 years old
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Replying to @alec_sears and @mattxiv
Gun safety at that age shouldn't include how to use one. At that age gun safety should include not to touch a gun they see laying somewhere.
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I will - and I can't stress this enough - not eat the bugs
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Man that's rough. Poor fella.
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Sports reporters seem to go out of their way to report on everything except sports
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I've been thinking a lot about IRL podcasts:
- Bring a few friends together
- No mics, nothing is recorded
- Have a free form discussion
- Can even have food & drinks
Has anyone tried this?
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Actual, literal propoganda
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Currently at left-leaning dark money group @FactsFirstUSA panel today on the House GOP waiting for Carolyn Maloney and David Brock to speak shortly - among others.
Pamphlet at event includes material on Hunter Biden investigation, J6 Committee, COVID-19, and more.
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