Colonel Aldus Valor

@AldusValor

Supervillain | Genius | Elitist Prick | Time Traveller | Atheist | Shit Lord | Entertainer | Sartorial Satirist | Interdimensional Internet Icon |

Bittersville, PA
youtube.com/aldusvalor
Joined September 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 Aug 2019

    When I get my hands on that dicksucker, I'm gonna make him slurp my cum through a pantyhose.

    1 reply . 2 likes
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  2. Jun 9

    Hey ... I think they missed my twix pieces...

    1 reply . 1 like
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  3. May 30

    Yo! That was so awesome! Got what he deserved.

    0:21
    Downtown denver. Some girl turned around to run this guy over
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  4. Apr 13

    You get to the boss and it's like "lol rip, you filthy casual"

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  5. Apr 4

    OK, I'm all about the . Try something new, go for it. But film it like a match, don't film it like a movie.

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  6. Mar 27

    Damn you, ! Your onion rings make my farts smell like onions. Which is great at first, until I remember that I'm smelling farts.

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  7. Mar 22

    All right, you disgusting creatures. Go ahead and friend me. I got oranges.

    1 reply . 2 likes
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  8. Jan 31

    2 replies . 1 retweet 4 likes
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  9. Jan 29

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  10. 14 Dec 2019

    Won $75. It would have been $90 but for my general mistrusfulness of humanity...

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  11. 14 Dec 2019

    I need followers! This is happening because of that.

    1 reply . 3 likes
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  12. 12 Dec 2019

    Just in case you thought I was joking.

    2 replies . 1 like
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  13. 12 Dec 2019

    Twitter fam! Install Poop Map on your mobile device. My username is HyperionSmokestack. Share your poops with me.

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  14. 27 Nov 2019

    Watch one of my Mario Maker courses destroy this marriage.

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  15. 12 Nov 2019

    Anyone do Mario Maker?

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  16. 23 Oct 2019

    What do we think Twitter fam?

    3 replies . 4 likes
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  17. 18 Oct 2019

    New favorite word: "Undertit"

    2 replies . 2 likes
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  18. 14 Oct 2019

    Goddamned French-Canadians.

    5 likes
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  19. 6 Oct 2019

    Buried. He's buried now, because of your shit booking.

    WHAT. IS. HE?!
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  20. 15 Sep 2019

    Honestly, people people who can't eat peanut butter M&M's should just kill themselves.

    2 replies . 1 like
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  21. 3 Sep 2019

    I'm sorry, but I will not allow my palate to be criticized by someone who has ever consumed pumpkin spice anything, by choice.

    1 reply . 3 likes
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