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Apr 7, 2020

I have to say, my mental health has improved greatly during all of this, thanks to one simple trick: logging onto this website once a day, seeing which human dildo-nunchucks said or did something fucked today, retweeting some stuff I agree with, then logging right the fuck off.

Frances *Deadly SoverAuntie* Danger

@FrancesMFDanger

May 2

Y'all. Pedro Pascal straight up went as Kraftwerk to the 2023 Met Gala.

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Jonathan Bernstein

@jonbern

Apr 19

very badass letter to the editor nytimes.com/2002/02/10/art

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Nora Roberts is the GOAT and that Florida county is about to be shocked at how many right-wing cul-de-sac mums consider her to be their Personal Jesus.

Florida conservatives are really just going to challenge the Michael Jordan of Wine Mom Authors to a 1v1 death match, hey?

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Greg Sargent

@ThePlumLineGS

Unreal: A Florida county just banned eight books by NORA ROBERTS from school libraries, due to objections from one right wing activist. Under the guise of targeting "pornography," the book bans are getting uglier. "All of it is shocking," Roberts told us: washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/

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Maybe we'll have more success rolling back the Stage 3 Tax Cuts if we remind Albo that when the Poms tried this same trickle-down-economics bullshit, their PM was out a job within a month.

Adam Weinstein

@AdamWeinstein

"Time for us to attack Disney where they're weakest: copyright and trademark"

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Aaron Rupar

@atrupar

these hats ripping off Disney's logo were sold during a DeSantis book tour even last week in South Carolina (Getty)

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Gillian Branstetter

@GBBranstetter

Jerry Springer's death is so remarkably-timed because it comes at the heat of a backlash supposedly aimed at trans women's visibility, but Springer's long record of shaming and humiliating trans women emphasizes we were never invisible to begin with.

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Aaron

@BobbyBigWheel

If you're wondering why Millennials seem extra nostalgic for the Jerry Springer Show it's because it was the easiest way to find nasty freaks to gawk at before Twitter rolled out paid verification.

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ana

@samrockweII

WEY NO MAMES ES MI DISEÑO DE REDBUBBLE????? POR ESO HE ESTADO TENIENDO UN CHINGO DE VENTAS EN UNA HORA???

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Apr 26

RYAN GOSLING IN A

@SuperYakiShop

SHIRT!!!!!!!!!

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eliza

@peachfantasia

Apr 26

this is the hottest Ryan Gosling has been so far

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Osmond Chiu (赵明佑)

@redrabbleroz

Apr 26

It’s an absolute joke that we don’t get a public holiday for the #Coronation. If we’re stuck with the monarchy, we should be getting the associated public holidays at a minimum

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Hey guys, check out my new AI Grimes Track, it's called "Elon Musk is a Fucking Cuntbag Pay Your Child Support You Bigoted Dickcheese".

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𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰

@Grimezsz

Apr 24

I'll split 50% royalties on any successful AI generated song that uses my voice. Same deal as I would with any artist i collab with. Feel free to use my voice without penalty. I have no label and no legal bindings.

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Sid

@SidVintage

Apr 24

Every masterpiece Has its cheap copy

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Apr 23

The absolutely irony of Barry Humphries' having said and done some real TERFy shit, only for the same losers he supported with his transphobia to now call for the decimation of the art form that made him famous. Brings to mind this banger:

kevin

@KevBeirne

Apr 22

dril is fighting elon

That lad from the matrix who tells everyone Morpheus is fighting Neo

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Katie Notopoulos

@katienotopoulos

Apr 22

Elon personally banned

@MattBinder

over Elon J*t stuff, then shut down all of Spaces just to stop Matt when he was able to still log in, and now forced free Blue on him. Imagine the palatial estate Matt lives in Elon’s mind rent free

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Matt Binder

@MattBinder

Apr 22

hahahahahahahaha Elon Musk actually did it LeBron James, Stephen King, Matt Binder

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Emily St. James

@emilystjams

Apr 19

Gender isn't binary, except for the two (2) shows about soccer. The boy show (Ted Lasso) is about what happens when boys play soccer (crying), and the girl show (Yellowjackets) is about what happens when girls play soccer (murder). Both shows are accurate.

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Replying to

“ This summer, Michael Keaton is Batman in The Flash. Also starring Ben Affleck as Batman and Ezra Miller as some guy a painted Batman suit… Possibly Robin or something!”

Sophie Beer - 'Welcome, Little One' out NOW!

Apr 20

Unfortunately, but hilariously, this is also an actual character in the Flash movie.

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@sophiebeerdraws

Apr 20

Replying to @albertinho

Ah yes, everyone's favourite superhero, Batflash.

Apr 20

This promo poster for THE FLASH, a movie about a character not named Batman, is both emblematic of DC/WB's priorities, and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Logan THE MARVELS HYPE ERA

@DiamondSpiderP

Apr 18

I didn’t even want them to make a Joker 1, so getting rid of Joker 2 is an easy choice

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The Moonlight Warrior

@BlackMajikMan90

Apr 18

One DC Project must go.

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Watching #Yellowjackets every week, thinking to myself, "What strong, determined, young women they all are. I wonder what depraved, traumatising shit they’re going to get up to this week."

thoughts?

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CW: #SuccessionHBO Spoilers My current #Succesion theory? That, akin to Margaret Thatcher and 'Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead' when she died, the current UK No 1 Single, after a viral campaign to "commemorate" Logan Roy's death, is Denis Leary's 'Asshole'.

Feel like pure shit just wanna fake my own death then get cosmetic surgery that will make me look exactly like Matthew Fox.

HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty

The correct answer is Speed Racer (2008, dir. Lily and Lana Wachowski) and I will not elaborate.

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@keyon

Name a reboot/ adaptation done correct

Lady Emily

@GreatCheshire

Crazy ass moments in DC history

DC going all in on Black Adam in 2022 is just going to look funnier and funnier as time goes on

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@DC_moments

In the post-credits scene of "DC League of Super-Pets" (produced by Dwayne Johnson), Krypto (voiced by Dwayne Johnson) and Superman (voiced by John Krasinski) encounter Black Adam (voiced by Dwayne Johnson) and his dog, Anubis (voiced by Dwayne Johnson).

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Dr Amy Kavanagh

@BlondeHistorian

From a blind person, please god stop making everything touch screen. It’s making essential objects like washing machines totally inaccessible. Also in new buildings I keep encountering touch pads for lifts (elevators) & can’t use one without assistance. It’s so frustrating! twitter.com/TafferKing451/

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Al Yankovic

@alyankovic

Jun 15, 2015

My favorite Dennis the Menace cartoon of all time (courtesy of Al Jaffee)

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jar jar minx

@jasecordova

don’t assume you know me based on decades of me sharing every single thing that has ever happened to me on the internet

"So, after 'I Will Wait', what'd you guys do?" "We made an album with no banjo, got cancelled for hanging out with Jordan Peterson, and wrote a theme song to a show everyone loved but now hates" "Oh, so literally nothing?"

So wholesome

Just had the very funny realisation that arguably Mumford and Sons's biggest hit over the last ten years has been the theme song to TED LASSO. #SITG2023

I Could’ve Just Sat On In With Massa

harnidh

@chiaseedpuddin

Apr 8

As someone who’s been on the receiving end of ‘I can’t be friends with you because I don’t have the bandwidth for you’ I would’ve much rather been ghosted and/or stomped on with steel tipped boots lol. It took me a literal year to stop believing that I’m just unlovable 🙂🙂

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@WrittenByHanna

this is horrifying

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Is Therapy-Speak
Making Us Selfish?
Boundaries are important. But our relationships require a
touch more compassion than some online blueprints offer.
by Rebecca Fishbein
April 7. 2023
ast summer, Anna, 24, was dumped by
a longtime friend over text. While
making plans to meet up, the friend
pivoted and told Anna she wanted to
end their five-year friendship. When Anna asked
if it was something she did, her friend told her
she wasn't comfortable answering, and that
there was no more room for discussion.
"I'm in a place where I'm trying to honor my
needs and act in alignment with what feels right
within the scope of my life, and I'm afraid our
friendship doesn't seem to fit in that
framework," the friend wrote.
"I can no longer
hold the emotional space you've wanted me to, and think the support you need is beyond the scope of what I can offer.”

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Margaret "Molly" Rasberry

@RasberryRazz

Apr 9

More people have denigrated Citizen Kane as boring or overrated than have ever actually seen it. People think they’re being subversive or against the grain with they bash a historically lauded film. It’s tiring.

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Jay (Garrulus glandarius)

@JamieMooresI

If I had a nickel for every time David Tennant returned to a beloved franchise after years away, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

David Tennant as the 14th Doctor in front of his tardis from BBC's Doctor Who

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The droid Huyang from Star Wars the Clone Wars tv series

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This whole article just reminds me of the time I got friend-dumped - because "I was exhausting" and they needed to set a boundary - over fucking fb messenger lmao.

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i’m regular gita

@xoxogossipgita

reading this article and needing to take a break after every paragraph because i am overwhelmed by the cruelty bustle.com/wellness/is-th

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RLM are great, btw. Don't agree with all their reviews but they're funny and are genuinely interested in cinema as an art form. Just that a very specific type of Dude gets all their movie critiques from them in a way I can only compare to Indie Bros Reading Pitchfork Circa 2008.

I can't wait for all the loser gamer nerdbros to suddenly say they "always hated the SUPER MARIO BROS MOVIE" three seconds after it gets inevitably eviscerated by Red Letter Media.

Not sure Drake realises that Kanye's career has cratered so badly that he didn’t need to do this? Like, he could have just stayed quiet on Kanye's Current State and STILL gotten a W. It's that easy right now.

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CONSEQUENCE

@consequence