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“I am a cat in the middle of sneezing” - Scallion Delight

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    1. Tempus Fugit‏ @YouNicks Mar 25
      Replying to @ronniekramello @albertfishfry @Politics_Rock

      And no, we dont drink booze while doing cardio, water, hydrate..

      2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
    2. a cat, mid-sneeze‏ @albertfishfry Mar 25
      Replying to @YouNicks @Politics_Rock

      Considering how lightheaded you seem tweeting this afternoon I would definitely advise you not to listen to @bearynn, she is very good at drinking and what she is suggesting is not safe for dorks to try

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    3. Tempus Fugit‏ @YouNicks Mar 25
      Replying to @albertfishfry @Politics_Rock

      I have been wasted in some pretty bad situations, trust me.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    4. a cat, mid-sneeze‏ @albertfishfry Mar 25
      Replying to @YouNicks @Politics_Rock

      I trust you

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    5. a cat, mid-sneeze‏ @albertfishfry Mar 25
      Replying to @albertfishfry @YouNicks @Politics_Rock

      Implicitly

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    6. Tempus Fugit‏ @YouNicks Mar 25
      Replying to @albertfishfry @Politics_Rock

      Big mistake

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    7. the real mother goose‏ @ronniekramello Mar 25
      Replying to @YouNicks @albertfishfry @Politics_Rock

      my main dilemma with @YouNicks, usually they don't get sarcasm. Or logic. Or common sense.

      2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
    8. Tempus Fugit‏ @YouNicks Mar 25
      Replying to @ronniekramello @albertfishfry @Politics_Rock

      Yes, thank God, I dont deserve your attention. Move on, dave wants to talk..

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    9. Tempus Fugit‏ @YouNicks Mar 25
      Replying to @ronniekramello @albertfishfry @Politics_Rock

      Only if the girl is into it.

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      a cat, mid-sneeze‏ @albertfishfry Mar 25
      Replying to @YouNicks @Politics_Rock

      You could have just said you’re incel, save a few key strokes. I can see you need all the “strokes” you can get if you know what I mean!!!!

      3:37 PM - 25 Mar 2018
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        1. the real mother goose‏ @ronniekramello Mar 25
          Replying to @albertfishfry @YouNicks @Politics_Rock

          M’lady

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        1. Tempus Fugit‏ @YouNicks Mar 25
          Replying to @albertfishfry @Politics_Rock

          I happen to be quite familiar with stroking. And yet, I'm not blind, go figure.

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