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Writer. Deadspin. albert dot burneko at deadspin dot com

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Born on January 13
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  1. 7 hours ago

    my song came on the radio

    1,039 retweets 2,387 likes
  2. 9 hours ago

    I'm sure you're cool and all but I will straight up trash you at Simon Swipe.

  3. Jul 8

    Hey gang just my take but is the smartest and best writer Gawker Media ever had and this is a bummer:

    2 retweets 29 likes
  4. Jul 8

    new post about philando castile, alton sterling, and dallas: How Police See Us, and How They Train Us to See Them

    203 retweets 283 likes
  5. Jul 8

    Triers then. Black beans then.

    Mist drifting gently away. Mournful doves sing their lament. Black beans, white rice, splash of tabasco. Pray for our country.
    7 retweets 28 likes
  6. Jul 8

    The Police said "it's not the right time" to release pics of the suspects. Yet they put the wrong man's face all over the internet las night

    240 retweets 228 likes
  7. Jul 8

    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU

    Where is Martin Luther King when you need him?
    21 retweets 79 likes
  8. Jul 7

    Your suspect is on video not doing a damn thing

    14,459 retweets 9,675 likes
  9. Jul 7

    Seems unlikely police photo of suspect was one of the snipers. Video shows him on street when shooting occured

    0:45
    Shots fired at March
    4,495 retweets 2,688 likes
  10. Jul 7

    Something people should understand nationally -- BLM & Dallas PD have respect for each other. DPD was protecting marchers. Snipers did this.

    21,704 retweets 18,228 likes
  11. Jul 7

    “He remembered who couldn’t have milk. He knew what they could have to eat and what they couldn’t”

    995 retweets 1,020 likes
  12. Jul 7

    Why Title IX has failed everyone on campus rape

    21 retweets 31 likes
  13. Jul 7

    if you're writing about jonah lehrer's work and not gleefully trashing it, you're wasting your time

    13 likes
  14. Jul 7

    the thing is, applying critical thought to a work of glib, quasi-scientific thinkfluence bullshit will necessitate saying unkind things

    14 likes
  15. Jul 7

    fuck every single piece of shit coward media idiot writing in passive voice about cop murder

    77 retweets 309 likes
  16. Jul 5

    A summary execution.

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    8 retweets 2 likes
  17. Jul 5

    Guy who left local paper to join Sports Illustrated has problem with KD taking a job where he’ll be more successful:

    329 retweets 560 likes
  18. Jul 4

    Finding Nemo, Air Bud, fuck it, even ET all get that treatment.

    2 retweets 4 likes
  19. Jul 4

    2) this Kevin Spacey Is A Cat movie 3) War Horse

    1 retweet 11 likes
  20. Jul 4

    Animal movies that should have ended with the animal blowing up while being called a son of a bitch, ranked: 1) Bambi

    3 retweets 30 likes

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