The most successful people I know:
1. Have someone else bring them food at home
2. Hunt and eat moths
3. Get really into their friends’ butts
4. Sleep anywhere
5. Know if there’s a problem, it’s not their fault
6. Tend to only go by first names
7. Hide in planters
8. Have fur
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Really took me way too long to figure out that you weren't talking about your human friends... I think.
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