David Ashby

@alazyreader

Yoyodyne sanitation engineer || organizer || & sysadmin

New York, NY
ashby.io
Joined March 2008
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  1. 1 hour ago

    A broker butt-dialed me a 3AM and left a two-minute long voice mail.

  2. 12 hours ago
    Replying to

    Oh, I guess you can "follow" my reading habits here:

  3. 13 hours ago

    I've started -ing.

    2 replies
  4. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    We'd really ❤️ to see you in September at , 🎟 are a steal at $40 get 'em here

    4 retweets 1 like
  5. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    In many different parts of the U.K., Jeremy Corbyn’s Labour Party exceeded expectations:

    6 replies 47 retweets 176 likes
  6. Jun 8

    A bourbon Old Fashioned with a whiskey stone because I ran out of ice cubes.

  7. Retweeted
    Jun 8
    Replying to

    MSNBC reporting White House sources says Trump "may not have known" the US has troops based in Qatar.
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    Jun 7

    Evening reminder: tkts go on sale tmrw, 6/8, @ 10am Central Time @ . * $40 * includes lunch

    4 retweets 6 likes
  9. Jun 7

    There is a man across the street wearing a suit with a kilt.

  10. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    We're ( ) runnin another : . See ya there!

    10 retweets 15 likes
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    Jun 7
    Replying to

    Legend has it that while honeymooning, Dorothy Parker was contacted about work. Her telegrammed reply: TOO FUCKING BUSY & VICE VERSA

    12 replies 504 retweets 1,223 likes
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    May 4

    Okay let's try this again. The corrected list of first names of players selected in today's 2017 Western Hockey League Bantam Draft.

    62 replies 403 retweets 556 likes
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    Jun 2

    out of interest: plz RT if Johnny Depp's presence in a film now actively discourages you from seeing it

    452 replies 25,738 retweets 17,655 likes
  14. Jun 6

    Monument Valley 2! It's very good.

  15. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    PWLConf tkts go on sale June 8th @ 10am CT.$40 & includes lunch. Free for students & SL opp. grant recipients. Info:

    8 retweets 5 likes
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    Jun 6

    Gwyneth Paltrow On GOOP: 'I Don't Know What the F-ck We Talk About'

    2 retweets 7 likes
  17. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    let's celebrate Wipeout fonts

    22 replies 576 retweets 1,335 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    WELL WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR????

    Produce a welded metal sculpture with accidents, due tomorrow.
    3 retweets 9 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    Frank Lloyd Wright's Enduring, Demolished, And Unrealized Contributions To NYC

    8 retweets 14 likes
  20. Jun 5

    Megatokyo forums -> imageboards -> IRC -> twitter -> Linux neckbeard

    what's your online genealogy. mine is: digimon forums moderator -> rpg maker - > somethingawful -> lf -> twitter
    1 reply

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