Lan

@alannamcardle_

never flexed for yr benefit / hitmaker

London
ex-void.bandcamp.com
Joined January 2015
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  1. Aug 10

    it is a joke

    down my end farmers’ crops were dying en masse. this is a bad take
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  2. Aug 10

    HAIL??!???????????

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  3. Aug 10

    Hope everyone who wanted it to stop being hot gets a cold that lingers for about 4 weeks

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    12 Mar 2015

    wow, I can't believe that guy did that... i apologize for him and all men, including me. if you need anyone to have sex with you let me know

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  5. Aug 9

    cried at the product placement mattress shopping bit in queer eye

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  6. Aug 9

    when the migraine hits

    Orbs ...everywhere I look ..orbs
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  7. Aug 8

    Just heard someone at the pub describe their friend as “gay but also not gay”... if only there was some kind of... word... for that...

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  8. Aug 8

    psychiatric nurse telling me to stop crying otherwise i'll get sectioned, psychiatrist telling me i don't have bipolar because i haven't been sectioned, same psychiatrist saying "I'd be depressed too if I was sitting around all day doing nothing"

    sorry to go on about it but honestly going to A&E in psychiatric crisis and leaving six hours later with nothing except a print out of a webpage titled "are you feeling the strain?" might actually be one of the funniest things that's ever happened to me
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    Aug 8

    Bit gay

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  10. Aug 8

    SAD adjacent illness that is the anxiety and depression caused by thinking about how you’re gunna be kicked in the puss with SAD in a couple of months is this a real thing pls respond xx

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    Aug 8

    mate

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    Aug 8

    Thinking of doing a blog again, what is the best platform???? It would be nice if I could somehow link it to my Squarespace. LMK

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  13. Aug 7

    next time I’m just showing these pics instead of giving my history for the millionth time

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    Aug 5

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    Aug 6

    To all of my enemies: I'm miserable so CONGRATULATIONS sweetie

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    Aug 6

    What the fuck is happening in Mario Golf?

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  17. Aug 6

    My most reliable smoking buddy

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  18. Aug 6

    Ah yes, this is exactly what I should do when feeling this sad

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  19. Aug 6

    like, srsly, mercury is my ruling planet and it's in retrograde soooo is there any treatment on the NHS that can deal with that. some sort of clinical trial, maybe

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  20. Aug 6

    sure the psychiatrist i'm seeing tomorrow is going to be utterly thrilled when i tell her how much more i've gotten into astrology and my main aim for the session is to turn me into something other than a gemini

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