Alan Hartless

@alanhartless

Christ follower, husband, father, geek, Mautic developer, registered nurse, Hartless but NOT (usually) heartless :-)

Friendswood, TX
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Joined March 2008
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  1. Jun 3

    Cleaning out my desk and decided it was time to throw away the Windows 98 installation floppy and the 2K, XP, and Vista installation CDs. 🙄

  2. Mar 20

    Goodbye little buddy. I didn’t think this day would come so soon. You stole our hearts and gave us good memories. We’ll miss you terribly 💔

    2 replies 2 likes
  3. Mar 1

    Bring your parent to breakfast…err…umm…I mean lunch day.

    1 reply 1 like
  4. Feb 23

    My daughter's first love letter. Not sure how I feel about this.

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  5. Feb 20

    My 6yro blames us for “emptying her bucket” when she doesn’t get what she wants (candy). We must be horrible parents for making her so sad.

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  6. Jan 20

    So proud of my wife, , who won Teacher of the Year for her school❣️ Well earned! Next step: Secretary of Education 😜 xoxo

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  7. 30 Nov 2016

    So apparently PHP static variables within a class method remain static across new instances of the class. Cost me hours of my life today.

    1 reply 1 like
  8. 30 Nov 2016

    Congrats ! I'm so glad to see this. You're awesome!

    And the Tech Stars Award goes to... Marianela Queme from congratulations!
    2 retweets 2 likes
  9. 9 Nov 2016

    Easy for the 👱🏻to say get over it. My wife’s response “This is the first 🕐 I have felt threatened by our president as both Hispanic and 🙎.”

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  10. 8 Nov 2016

    If the DOW is any indicator - my retirement may not survive a Trump presidency.

  11. 4 Nov 2016

    I want "Hey Siri, tell Alexa to..."

  12. Retweeted
    4 Nov 2016

    "Open Source is a verb, not a noun" -- Paul Cormier, President of Red Hat. – at Acquia

    20 retweets 29 likes
  13. Retweeted
    26 Oct 2016

    Demoed to a client. Their jaw hit the floor and immediately asked for their own instance.

    1 reply 5 retweets 7 likes
  14. 28 Oct 2016

    Last day to vote the best is coming up soon! If has helped you, we'd appreciate a lil love with a vote!

    We’ve been nominated as one of the best solutions around! Scroll down the page & vote Mautic!
    1 reply 4 likes
  15. Retweeted
    21 Oct 2016

    made the cut! Meet the 150 Top Finalists for 2016's 50 On Fire!!

    Way to go as well as and (I knew you when)
    1 retweet 2 likes
  16. 9 Oct 2016

    76 out and my kids are complaining about how cold they are. Short sleeves are a bit uncomfortable for me. ☃️

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  17. 9 Oct 2016

    Terminology I’m not sure is even in our vocabulary today. 1898.

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  18. Retweeted
    6 Oct 2016

    Hear of today take on problem no. 7 at

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  19. 2 Oct 2016

    Weird how random songs pop into mind at random times. Programming and realize I'm singing to myself "I ain't got no belly button."

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  20. 21 Sep 2016

    This isn’t just a meetup; it’s a conference!

    Our in Japan is growing fast! What an incredible group gathered at the Tokyo !
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