Alan Grow

@alangrow

co-founder & music hacker // previously // SLC ✈️ NYC ✈️ LHR

Salt Lake City, UT
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Mar 2017

    Every startup for the last 5 years.

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  2. Retweeted
    Sep 29

    Thinking a lot about this lately. (Added to .)

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  3. Retweeted
    Sep 29

    number of Inception layers deep at which you could factor the RSA-2048 number by hand in 1 minute of real time

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  4. Retweeted
    Sep 28

    Actually let's put this to a vote. Which startup name is dumber?

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  5. Sep 28

    I did it! I fixed my twitter timeline.

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  6. Sep 28

    Actually let's put this to a vote. Which startup name is dumber?

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  7. Sep 28

    Tfw the world's most valuable startup solved the same problem as one of your earlier, failed startups, only it had an *even dumber* name.

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    28 Oct 2014

    Reminder: The hardest problem in computer science is printers

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  9. Sep 26

    I would also settle for 2,550 working 1d printers

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  10. Sep 26

    Forget 3d printers, can someone just make a 2d printer that works

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  11. Sep 25

    When you close a huge branch without merging.

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    Sep 23

    Desperate times call for desperate measures. I give you Volkswagen “Volkswagen detects when your tests are being run in a CI server, and makes them pass.“

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  13. Sep 22

    0xDADB0D

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  14. Sep 21

    uk-keyboard-layout.png

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    Sep 16

    Video footage of a dev sending "totally fixed" code to QA and then getting their tests back

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    Sep 16

    Uh. Muting suggest_recycled_tweet_inline and suggest_activity_tweet actually has fixed my timeline. It's all chronological and there are barely any "x and y liked" tweets.

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  17. Sep 15

    It’s 2018 and high time we spoke out against the real enemy: that non-iPhone person who turns the group chat green.

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  18. Sep 14

    As any pianist can tell you: you don't own Bach, Bach OWNS YOU.

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  19. Sep 13

    "Oh hi i didn't see you there." —

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  20. Sep 13

    "There's just no way we can control network operations via reads and writes to a regular file. We need something entirely new." — Inventor of the ioctl

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  21. Sep 13

    “There’s just no way we could store metadata as regular file content. We need something entirely new.” — Inventor of the resource fork

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