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@alanfike

Lifelong musician (ASCAP), retired political activist, current stand-up comic. Taoist since 1995.

Washington DC
Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2008.

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  1. Funny how ran for President on a platform to "DRAIN THE SWAMP", and what ends up protecting him from being removed by impeachment? The SWAMP! Only a swamp legislature could refuse to allow witness testimony on an impeached President who committed a crime!

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    Honest question: how fucking stupid are you people

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  3. I believe in this world there are cat lovers and those who don't get why cats are awesome.

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    Now that Senate Rs have told Trump he can continue corrupting the 2020 election with impunity, House Dems must step up and protect the country. * Subpoena John Bolton * Call Lev Parnas * Get to the bottom of William Barr's activities New piece:

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    Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

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  6. Today's unexpected blessing: Watching "Mannequin" on a Spanish channel. Even just for five minutes, I recommend it. It was the scene where the gay black dude meets what's his name. They hired a voice actor to play effeminate.

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  7. So when the Senate Republicans, who have managed to prevent witnesses for this trial that they insist that the President is oh so very innocent, let off, I want to be the one to tell the next President, "Alright, you get ONE free act of treason!"

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  8. I apologise, . I was not aware of your presence on Twitter.

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  9. I still think and should be tied.

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  10. I know the value of a good joke as much as the next guy, and I'll shut up if what I'm about to say really bothers people, but I gotta say it: It's confusing that both Kansas AND Missouri have the same city, and it's named after one of them, yet considered part of the other.

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    I see my mom scribbling something on her car with sharpie so I go outside and find this

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  13. It isn't the physical abuse that unsettles me, but the manipulation of reality to somehow belittle and therefore justify her assault. Where's the of reality-twisting drama queens? (Btw, I will join you at the bonfire on How Awful Men Can Be, after we take care of this.)

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  15. Is it February already!?

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  16. WHEN WILL N. VIRGINIA'S DISPENSARIES OPEN ALREADY!! The attendant at the THC-A oil company turns out not only to be the VP of the company, but the CEO of another, who says he's "making sure ever [sic] service is provided with the upmost [sic] efficiency." HELP !

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  17. I've never once heard an intelligent, useful response begin with, "Bruh."

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  18. Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer's was really strong and unfortunate, but I had no idea that it could pass to every one of his most passionate admirers.

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    Fall asleep in 2 minutes flat anywhere with this trick from the U.S. army

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    I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it has ceased to be one. - Mark Twain

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