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writing covering pain and pop ✍️🤮squirrel doing karaoke 🎤🐿 I write books (All The Lives I Want, 2017 + Not In the Job Description, 2021) in the woods

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    Alana Massey‏Verified account @AlanaMassey 5 Jun 2017

    PSA: Do not have sex with people who call sex thatpic.twitter.com/GOMgnUVtHW

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      2. Andy Khouri‏ @andykhouri 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @AlanaMassey

        how can i not call it that now

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      3. Alana Massey‏Verified account @AlanaMassey 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @andykhouri

        Here, an alternative:pic.twitter.com/rLOrWsP23a

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      1. Jane  🍳 🧺 🦵‏ @looks_last 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @AlanaMassey

        ugh would rather that than 158

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      1. Lily Burana  🗽‏Verified account @lilyburana 5 Jun 2017
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        I think that applies to every term on this list, tbh.

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      1. Maddie Twittle‏ @maddiewhittle 5 Jun 2017
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        Where did you get this list and why does it omit "hiding the pickle" or is it included as "playing hide the pickle"

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      1. US Dept of Abolition‏ @IronyDept 5 Jun 2017
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        None of those TBH

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      1. Eleanor  🦌 🦀 🐈‏ @noneuclideangrl 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @AlanaMassey @AlexandraErin

        based on the other things in that list, I suggest calling it "punching the Nazi"

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      1. Funkit Toys‏ @FunkitToys 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @AlanaMassey @redhotsuz

        Also, how is it that at 164 they're already to H? Would have thought there would be a lot more, especially in the F section.

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      1. DOGE Army Travel Agent‏ @OpenIntro 5 Jun 2017
        Replying to @AlanaMassey

        followed VERY closely by hot beef injection.

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      1.  🐲 profound jot and tittle  🇺🇸‏ @warrenjaay 5 Jun 2017
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        You are deep into that list!

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