"Want to KAYAK up to our place? You can TALK TO MY PARENTS?" Just me? Ok.
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It's always horny o'clock somewhere.
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I have this one wild and precious life in which to embrace my truths, Ashley. You can't take that away from me. That fire. This burning.pic.twitter.com/H2lZrpFMAx
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I write books (All The Lives I Want, 2017 + Not In the Job Description, 2021) in the woods