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@alanalevinson

senior editor // writ3r blogg3r lov3r

brooklyn ˙ ͜ʟ˙ new york
Joined October 2009
Born on March 31

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    Men deride women who gossip not because it is a petty habit but because it's one of the best tools that we have to narc on them.

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    Today is a beautiful day for all of us because we are not the unfortunate woman married to the NYT Literary Male Sex Novel guy

  3. The absolute worst: those that identify as both

  4. I tried making friends with a teen at the grocery store on a hover board buying just Frosted Flakes and Kool Aid but he wasn't into me

  5. Grease Live and Ativan go really well together

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    can't talk. i'm working on a meme

  7. I'm really looking forward to lying on my floor and staring at the ceiling for two hours!

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    Being high made me Gay?

  9. why

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    The new publishing partnerships are *hot.* We at and are v. excited. Cc

  11. When i accidentally switch to the front camera

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  13. Related: just had an event where we talked about all the publisher tools we just launched. Love these bbs

  14. When will this man follow me on Twitter? this is getting awkward

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    I hope life turns out to be like college, where afterwards you just laugh with your exes about what monsters you all were; no hard feelings.

  16. if this isn't art i don't know what is

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    "my blood type is rosé" -

  18. One of my hobbies Is trying on wedding rings that don't belong to me and yelling about capitalism

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