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@alanalevinson

senior editor // writ3r blogg3r lov3r

brooklyn ˙ ͜ʟ˙ new york
Joined October 2009
Born on March 31

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  1. it's kinda cool when someone does something super insane bc it makes me feel relatively normal!!!

  2. I Call This Look It Is My Birthday Whom Tryna Kiss

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    This is what your dressing room looks like when you're shopping for an party. Sequins. Everywhere.

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    (browsing the secret arbys menu that only boys can look at) ah., lets see, ill take one Spicy Onion Concerto with a dollop of SmartCorn™

  5. Don't wanna brag but this mental breakdown is really doing wonders for my snapchat celebrity. Don't miss it: nextlevinson

  6. Get you a man who can do both

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    Men deride women who gossip not because it is a petty habit but because it's one of the best tools that we have to narc on them.

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    Today is a beautiful day for all of us because we are not the unfortunate woman married to the NYT Literary Male Sex Novel guy

  9. The absolute worst: those that identify as both

  10. I tried making friends with a teen at the grocery store on a hover board buying just Frosted Flakes and Kool Aid but he wasn't into me

  11. Grease Live and Ativan go really well together

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    can't talk. i'm working on a meme

  13. I'm really looking forward to lying on my floor and staring at the ceiling for two hours!

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    Being high made me Gay?

  15. why

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    The new publishing partnerships are *hot.* We at and are v. excited. Cc

  17. When i accidentally switch to the front camera

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