I do not accept defeat.
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My friend who doesn’t have twitter sent this from her flight. It belongs on Twitter.pic.twitter.com/qG6d54V5Dd
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The photographer confirms that she saw him walk on and off the plane, carrying his own bag. He just likes to watch TV with his bare feet.
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Y’all, my nephew texted me and says he thinks this will start a trend now. I hate everything.
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Some people have read this and concluded that my friend is the person IN the video. Not even this “look what my feet can do” guy is THAT dexterous.
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I don’t have a Soundcloud, but I do write books.
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Re media requests: It's a video taken in a public place, posted on a public Twitter feed. Cringe-watch away, but, no, we're not selling or signing anything or telling you the date and flight #, which feels super doxy. Don't be weird.
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Made me think of my favorite story this weekend. Just don’t squeeze the melons at Safeway!!pic.twitter.com/yhy6z2kCsp
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The ability of the guy in 1C to misbehave never disappoints.
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This comports with a general philosophy I have always held. I never knew how to define it, but now I see the way is: always assume the person in first class before you used their big toe to browse the movie selection.
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