Akmal

@akmal2096

What isn't physics?

Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2018.

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  1. prije 16 sati

    In a blink of an eye, schrodinger's cat was winked into a strange dimension. Puzzled and intimidated, it then bumped into Boltzmann brain by chance. "Where am I? I was in a box a second ago" cat said "You're in the quantum realm and you're probably already dead" brain responded

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  2. prije 17 sati

    Schrodinger's cat, Maxwell's demon and Boltzmann brain walked into a bar. One of them asked who the fourth horseman was. They had to commence the apocalypse promptly.

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  3. prije 19 sati

    Boltzmann brain emerged into existence via quantum fluctuation eons after the Big Freeze. It saw desolated Maxwell's demon unmoored in a vast ocean of dark void. "What happened?" "I was summoned to save the universe at the brink of heat death - but it was already too late"

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    prije 20 sati

    The equinox clock is a dynamic moving timepiece which gradually changes shape throughout the day |

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    25. sij

    With a flash of light and smell of sulphur the demon appeared. "Why have you summoned me?" it intoned. "I am failing my university assignment." "Ah, you seek knowledge, to instantly learn-" "No, it's an AI assignment. I need you to possess this speaker and answer questions."

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    28. sij

    "You go inside the box," said the cat, "and because of quantum superposition, until you leave it, doctor Schrödinger is both alive and dead." The cat stared into space for an indefinite time. "But only once."

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    2. velj

    "appearance is inextricably linked to self-esteem. For adolescents the relationship between appearance and global self-esteem is very high (r= 0.65). Physical appearance takes precedence in predicting global self-esteem, followed by peer social acceptance"

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    "Men are made most attractive by displaying pride and least attractive by displaying happiness, whereas women are made most attractive by displaying happiness and least attractive by displaying pride...for younger women, male shame tends to be more attractive than male happiness"

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    Your dedication to pursuing a goal in spite of setbacks is far more important than maintaining linear progress

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    Percentage of women and men who prefer to be asked out on a date Women: 93% Men: 16% Percentage who prefer to ask someone on a date W: 6% M: 83% "more men preferred to be asked out (16%) than there were women who preferred to do the asking (6%)"

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  11. 29. sij

    and you're the villain, but unaware of it

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    “Are you busy?” I have more work for you “Can I borrow you?” I’m about to make my problem your problem “Can I have a word?” Pack up your desk

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    28. sij

    Some students are quiet not because they’re unengaged or unprepared but because they value the discussion so much that they’re willing to contribute only their most urgent and fully thought-out ideas. It’s taken me, a talkative person, a long time to realize that.

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  14. 22. sij

    it sucks the fact that you only live once and your whole life is all about the struggle to put food on the table everyday

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  15. 22. sij

    studying physics is somewhat my kind of escapism from my inferiority complex and my poor life quality... and I wish to keep it that way like for ever, really

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  16. 21. sij

    I always have a soft spot for women wearing ribbon hair bow

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  17. 21. sij

    having to come from a financially poor family background really impedes your growth and capabilities as a grown up adult

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  18. 13. sij

    doesn't it suck when you lowkey acknowledge that you, in a way, contribute to the percentage of the deficit in the supply of economically attractive men particularly in the definite domain of your age group

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  19. 13. sij

    for the record, I love my girlfriend... but she's omitting all the intimacy in the relationship

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    10. sij

    In statistics, a small sample often gives a weird result, especially if the samples aren't independent. A family is a small, non-independent sample of the population. This is why your family is so weird.

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