Akki

One of the best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened and they’ll instantly start celebrating too they have no idea what the context is, they’re just always ready to party no matter what.

OMG!!! 16K followers! In celebration, I will follow back all #resisters that do any of this 1) Follow me 2) Like 3) Retweet #FBRParty #FBR #Resist #StrongerTogether United we win.

God's proudest creation is dogs. Dogs are the best. Can I get an amen?

I’m sure I have now heard more about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s dress choices than I have heard about who paid off Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees plus his $200,000 credit card debt plus his $1.2 million mortgage, and purchased themselves a SCOTUS seat.

There is a huge problem when teachers are on food stamps and secretary of education owns $40 million yacht.

Lindsey Graham: "The radical left can kiss my ass." The radical left: "Your head is in the way."

Seriously! If baking a cake for a gay wedding is homosexuality , then voting for a pedophile is endorsing pedophilia.

The people asking if a 9 year old kid can even know that he is gay should be asking how the other 9 year olds already know to bully him for coming out.

Do you ever WTF white people even though you are a white people?

"Hello, police? There is a large white man in that white house down in dc and he sounds insane and I feel unsafe .I think he might be a criminal."

The Russians poison someone in the UK, the Saudis dismembered a journalist and Trump just shrugs his shoulders to it. A group of women and children immigrants are walking towards our boarders seeking asylum and he wants to send the military.

I never get hired at the job interviews where I cry and tell them how much I love drinking beer.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Republicans don't change light bulbs. They hide the ladders, sell the bulbs, blame Democrats for the dark, and send thoughts and prayers to anyone who trips.

TRUMP'S TEN COMMANDMENTS: 1. Cheat on wife 2.Betray the country 3. Be full of warth at all times 4. Spread fake news 5. Steal everything 6. Lie constantly 7. Be extremely racist 8. Worship money 9. Disrespect veterans 10. Befriend murderers

If you spent eight years disrespecting Obama telling him he should "go back to Kenya" and threatening to hang him,but now tell me that I have to "respect Trump because he's our President," Please Shut The F*CK Up!

Today is Melania Trump’s birthday.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I don't care do you?"

Melania Trump was originally allowed to stay in the United States because of a visa typically restricted to use by immigrants with "extraordinary abilities." Having sex with Donald Trump without vomiting must be even more difficult than we thought.

If you think that Mexico is only sending drug dealers and rapists,but also worry that Mexicans are going to take your job... What the fuck do you do for a living?