A.J. Tipton

@AJTiptonAuthor

Paranormal romance author, caffeine junkie, Whovian. Whedonite. Snuggler of puppies and kitties. Slayer of free time.

Brooklyn, New York
ajtiptonauthor.wordpress.com
Joined August 2014
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    May 23

    Want tons of amazing rewards for as little as a dollar a month? Check out our Patreon campaign ()!

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  2. Jun 8

    In honor of the lady who knows where all of the bodies are buried... because she helped you shovel.

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    Jun 8

    A true best friend is one that you take care of for 11 years until they die, then stuff and mount on the wall.

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    Jun 7

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    Apr 14

    The snacks you eat after midnight are basically breakfast appetizers

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    May 20

    OLD MAN: a battle wages inside me, son, between two wolves - one good, one evil. BOY: that's dope as hell OLD MAN: it is extremely bad ass

    35 replies 8,511 retweets 21,601 likes
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    Jun 4

    *casually refers to a soft pretzel as a "pretz" so as to fit in with cool, young millennials*

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    1 Sep 2016

    WIFE: Don't go into the ball pit with the kids. You always lose your keys. ME: *already in the ball pit* You're not going to believe this.

    41 replies 6,704 retweets 9,118 likes
  9. Jun 4

    Simply amazing movie. Bring your daughters. Bring your sons. Wonder-Woman-Dan-Nash-Poster-posse

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    May 28

    To dream ... be safe and warm and well; love and hugs :)

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    May 13

    ME: Give us the information! SILENT E: … ME: [holding up a bear cub in the shape of a cube] How did you do this you sick son of a bitch

    7 replies 70 retweets 191 likes
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    May 31

    Her: *slaps grilled cheese from my hand* I'm leaving you! Me: *slowly removes emergency grilled cheese from my pocket*

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    2 Jun 2015

    Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down.

    70 replies 2,809 retweets 5,271 likes
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    28 May 2015

    On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking.

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    17 Nov 2015

    Lil' Kim implies the existence of a larger Kim

    63 replies 5,106 retweets 9,850 likes
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    May 30

    "It could be 3 a.m. on a Monday, and he's out there watering. He literally never stops. I'm living in fear!" -from "The Constant Gardener"

    1 reply 9 retweets 27 likes
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    Mar 26

    My family crest is a guy writing out a birthday card on his steering wheel.

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    27 Aug 2013

    Built a TV news desk in the living room. Area wife very upset.

    10 replies 805 retweets 2,658 likes
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    29 Mar 2016

    I like how people say "Pardon my French" when they curse, instead of when they can't pronounce "Les Miserables"

    28 replies 1,057 retweets 2,240 likes
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    May 4

    If you ride a segway naked on the freeway for long enough you get to be on tv

    17 replies 402 retweets 1,112 likes
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    May 27

    ME: Can I have the job please INTERVIEWER: I meant, like, questions ABOUT the job ME: Ah, yes. About the job: Can I have it

    9 replies 443 retweets 1,188 likes

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