These candles are in improbable places. Who the hell had the time to light all these candles, video games? You? Bullshit.pic.twitter.com/Rea1q4s4eV
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Playing Resident Evil Village, I started to get really angry. Angrier than I've been in a long time. And then I realized I wasn't angry at Resident Evil, but video games in general. Hey. Video games. Who the fuck is lighting all these candles?pic.twitter.com/b8lOVbpjma
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Don't come at me with that, "Oh it was the enemies, they wanted to get the ambience right." Horse shit. Those enemies are in life and death situations, they're not taking the time to light a god damn Cialis commercial.pic.twitter.com/X1i9Q4UFLC
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Do you think I'm stupid, video games? Do you think I'm not going to wonder about who's going out of their way to light literally hundreds of candles in drafty tombs, caves, and ancient fortresses? Well fuck you, video games. I've had it.pic.twitter.com/lfWPxQHj8D
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Next time I walk into some ULTRA SPOOKY BOSS FIGHT, and there are 8000 candles at varying levels of meltiness, I am out. I've had it. God.pic.twitter.com/sExMhmwjcG
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Except you, Castlevania. You're fine. I love you. Please come home.pic.twitter.com/E9qzTzgWN1
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Video game idea: you play as the henchman who has to light all the candles before the protagonist arrives to destroy everything.
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"He's coming! Light the fucking candles!"
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Why do you have cheats on??
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Second play through. You can unlock infinite ammo. That's also Redfield's pistol which means they had to have best it once already to unlock
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Same agency that put the crates and explosive barrels there.
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