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@ajhanlaurence

Perfidious would-be Scot. Zero tolerance for Brexiteers. Proudly blocked inter alia by Owen Jones, Prof Cox, Nick (the wardrobe) Soames & Damian Green MP.

Joined December 2009

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  1. 45 minutes ago
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    I am so sad about the country I thought I knew, tolerant, kind and outgoing. For me the worst thing is that so many ignorant haters are my contemporaries. I have lost many friends as I cannot tolerate unthinking racists and little englanders

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  2. Replying to

    Pedant.

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  3. I blame the internet. It has given the morons a voice and enabled them to make contact with other morons, mutually reinforcing the degree to which they are morons (I am not going to use "moronicity", because it shouldn't be a word and I don't believe it is, despite the internet)

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  4. Gammon-faced fat men in the pub arguing about who's got the biggest ferry. I know size isn't supposed to matter, but surely one's ferry must, at the very least, be in existence.

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  5. It's not whether or not your ferry exists, but what you say you're going to do with it, that counts.

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  6. Stillborn Freight Limited wish to report the theft of our ferry, the CS Flying Bagman, which was last seen several days ago in the imagination of our CEO. Anyone giving any information that leads to its recovery will be substantially rewarded out of the £14m that we will receive.

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  7. No, he was on the verge of failing to become PM. It was never remotely possible that he would become PM, just a question of which of the other candidates would beat him or, in the absence of any other, could a dung beetle be persuaded to stand against him?

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  8. Apparently May will soon go on another of her "charm offensives". The phrase itself is redundant, as any attempt by her to be charming will be offensive. Further, who could possibly be charmed by someone who has long been threatening to harm them unless she gets her way?

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  9. Charming as Hannibal Lecter, some steaming fava beans and an open bottle of chianti.

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  10. No, he was on the verge of failing to become PM. It was never remotely possible that he would become PM, just a question of which of the other candidates would beat him or, in the absence of any other, could a dung beetle be persuaded to stand against him?

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  11. "..Challenge unfairness and lives"? Is he drunk? What on earth does this idiot mean?

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  12. It's not whether or not your ferry exists, but what you say you're going to do with it, that counts.

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  13. 10 hours ago
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    Anybody mentioned (96% in favour of remaining, as per da will o'da people on da rock of) Gibraltar yet? Is that another one we'll just instruct Grayling or some other useless knob to deal with all in good time then? Fucking shambles...

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  14. Stillborn Freight Limited wish to report the theft of our ferry, the CS Flying Bagman, which was last seen several days ago in the imagination of our CEO. Anyone giving any information that leads to its recovery will be substantially rewarded out of the £14m that we will receive.

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    Err has anyone told her you need charm to launch a charm offensive. Like you need ferries to run a...Oh right

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  16. Gammon-faced fat men in the pub arguing about who's got the biggest ferry. I know size isn't supposed to matter, but surely one's ferry must, at the very least, be in existence.

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  17. The 'trial' with 150 lorries (have they got wheels or is this a boatless ship company kind of thing again?) is a joke: TWELVE THOUSAND lorries use Dover every day. When each of them has to queue because it takes hours for just one to clear customs...

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  18. Dear ( ): Please stop presenting the Irish “Backstop” as the only problem with the government’s . There are many more:

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  19. This is pretty thorough and I commend it to readers.

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  20. 10 hours ago
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    is a toxic brand. I'd rather have on my passport any day. I'm embarrassed and ashamed of this God forsaken island. If my hadnt been taken away, I'd be out of here like a shot.

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