How has there never been a smoothie chain called “Smoothie Operator” Missed opportunity. #Sade
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Aisha Alfa
@aishaalfa
Comedian, Actor, Writer, Mama! Comedy album “ALL THE PARTS” available now! 
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Even my skin is emotional today.
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It's happening!!! I'll be in #Toronto for a few nights and I get to throw a stand up comedy party with at AUG 9th @ 9:30! Come have all the fun in the entire world ever!!! Get tix now before it's sold out: comedybar.ca/shows/fro-one-
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I got to chat with Joel & Ralph about life, vibes and the river of the universe! Check it:
if I don’t have the right to control my own body why the hell am I paying taxes
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Today is my bday! 🥧 3.1415926535897932684626433
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#bday #piday #myday #bornday #happybirthdayme #happyhappy
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🍿🌙 DYNASTY TONIGHT! SAT MARCH 5th! 7:30pm. With deluxe-darling 💕 💕
dynastytypewriter.com/events-calenda
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Did they just show the wrong black woman when they announced was singing America the Beautiful at the ?? 🤣
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Serious question: do you think has ever dressed up as head coach for Halloween?
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Sleep like a baby? No thanks. I want to sleep like a teenager. They sleep for 12hrs and still take a nap.
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Come see me at on Dec 15th at 8pm on & Friends! It's gonna be fun and my FIRST time at this awesome club!! ticketweb.com/event/erik-riv
Somewhere, at some point in the early morning hours, Dan Brown spontaneously climaxed.
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Not only is today's date a palindrome, it's also an ambigram. You can read it left to right, right to left, and also upside down #nerdalert
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I had the pleasure of being on #StopDropAndRawle with We had loads of laughed and figured out the meaning of life! You're gonna wanna listen!
I can’t wait!!! Have you got your tickets yet #Winnipeg
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November and December looking pretty, pretty good...
rumorscomedyclub.com/events/list
#RumorsComedy #StandupinDecember
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WHITE PEOPLE: “Bye Felicity!”
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Tomorrow catch with
JB Ball
Mike Lawrence
Taylor Ortega
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A vehicle that runs on ego. When you’re having a bad day it doesn’t start and you get to stay home. #sharktank
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Here I am giving 80’s ski bunny vibes while talking hot topics with the ladies of
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Have you see @aishaalfa Co-Hosting @TheSocialCTV these past couple of weeks? Be sure to catch up online now!
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New test: play any song by and if the person feels nothing they are a serial killer. It’s musical science.
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NEW COMEDY ALBUM ALERT! Recorded live at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles. Featuring , , , , , , and .
Streaming now dashgo.co/olqmkxr
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My toddler explained football to me y’all: “that guy grab his leg and the white guy snuggle him and then they football!”
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My toddler just said “Mama look at me” twelve times in a row without taking a breath. When I finally did he told me about a kid at the park who lost her balloon. That’s the kind of day I’m having.
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We're kicking off our 9th MONTH of #SelfCareComedy with some ✨All Star✨ guests! & !!
Tues 10/5 7pPT / 10pET on #Zoom
Tune in and support the show with a $10 min tip: eventbrite.com/e/self-care-co
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This was probably 1995-ish...
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Can someone explain how people think their immune system is powerful enough to deal with a virus that has killed over 4.5 million people but not powerful enough to deal with a vaccine that over 3.4 billion people (basically half the world) has already received AND survived?
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One time a writer friend of mine got too drunk and sobbed bc she said there were too many books in the world she wouldn’t have time to read, and this guy down the bar said, ladies—he isn’t worth it and my friend yelled IM CRYING ABOUT BOOKS and that shut the guy up
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Meet your great-grandmother!
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Laughing at my jokes is my love language.
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Trust women
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THIS is what happens when women are free to make their own informed decisions about their reproductive health.
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Is brown ANYONE’S favourite colour? Serious replies only.
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I just said out loud “I wish I could take photos with my eyes” And then realized…I can! They’re called memories! 🙄 💭
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More Fun! Our producer @BrianBilluni made this montage of our awesome guests talking traditions and customs.
All NEW EPISODES coming LIVE from soon! 🎭✈️🎙️
@SirBagg
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