Aidy BryantVerified account

@aidybryant Wait, is that not what thin mints are for? Crap.

#thedream RT @aidybryant: you know how dogs brush their teeth by eating a cookie? can I do that?

@aidybryant @J_Black13

@aidybryant Your best brush for the buck are mint oreos. They give your breath that "just brushed" feeling but just don't smile okay?

@aidybryant - That's so fucking funny. You made me laugh alone in my parked car like a psychopath.

“@aidybryant: you know how dogs brush their teeth by eating a cookie? can I do that?”

@aidybryant I find that twizzlers do a better job of sticking to the plaque.

“@aidybryant: you know how dogs brush their teeth by eating a cookie? can I do that?” Aidy Bryant is constantly just getting my life.

@aidybryant You have the best ideas. How are you not the president.

@aidybryant Haha

This is both comedic AND genius! "@aidybryant: you know how dogs brush their teeth by eating a cookie? can I do that?”

@aidybryant Only if it's beef or chicken flavored.

@aidybryant I cleanse my palate with an enema

@aidybryant Yeaah... Why can't we do that?? I mean, hellooo??!!

@aidybryant tooth paste cookies mmmmm minty fresh LOL